Awkward! I met my ex and found her hemorrhoids

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 Awkward! I met my ex and found her hemorrhoids

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I recently met after 12 years since I broke up with my ex-girlfriend, now married. We live in the same small town, she has a husband, three children and everything seems to be in order. After correspondence on the networks, they started calling each other, then decided to meet, according to her, there will be no sex because her husband, children, etc. After a certain dose of alcohol, old memories and attractions took over. First there were kisses, hugs and a minute later my penis was already in her hands. Having enjoyed masturbation and blowjob, it was my turn to give her pleasure, and I remembered that she loved cunnilingus more than sex, and in the process of foreplay caressing her perineum, I felt a tubercle on her anus. She became awkwardly embarrassed and explained that this was after childbirth, but this did not stop me from licking her orchid.
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hahaha)) that’s right, you need to achieve your goals
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Hemorrhoids are not a reason not to lick your butt.
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Bui82,
Bui82: 13 Nov 2022, 01:29 Hemorrhoids are not a reason to have your ass do not lick.
That’s for sure. It turns you on to look at the anus "that has seen the world." It’s a pity that in most cases, ladies feel awkward and ashamed when exposing this place to others.
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Hemorrhoids are a common problem for both women and men. It occurs frequently and causes a lot of trouble.

So nothing terrible, well, the woman has problems with this. Feel free to do cunnilingus, and don’t pay attention. 😊😊 😊
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And what? My wife gave me a blowjob after a tooth extraction
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poxuer: 23 Nov 2022, 22:07 So what? My wife gave me a blow job after an extracted tooth
So what does hemorrhoids and your extracted tooth have to do with it? :)
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I can assume that my wife’s tooth was removed, but that didn’t stop her :D
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