Anecdotes

Unread post by **Wool** » 11 Jun 2022, 03:43

The most vulgar jokes are here.

Unread post by **Wool** » 11 Jun 2022, 03:45

Vovochka suddenly began to study well, his friend asks him what the joke is? n3 - cunnilingus for grandma
2 - anal from dad

Unread post by **Wool** » 16 Jul 2022, 19:57

The woman did not have children for a long time. And I was treated and went to the grandmothers - to no avail. Then one day at work I met a truck driver. And he says:
- Every time I pass near the Mari village. There they have a phallic stump in the holy forest.. Any woman who doesn’t rub this spot gets pregnant right away. And if he spends the night near a tree stump, it could be twins, or even triplets!
The family is not rich, there is no extra money for the trip. Fortunately, the truck driver offered to give his wife a lift to the place.
The wife returned and, as ordered, gave birth to twins. The rumor spread throughout the area, all the women vied with each other to the driver. And he’s a great guy, he doesn’t refuse to carry anyone, women give birth in batches.
The scientists sniffed around and sent an experienced employee on an expedition. They told me to take anti-conception pills - perfume, perfume, but who knows..
The employee returned:
- Superstition is all!
Two months later, an ultrasound showed - triplets! Academician:
— Vera Ivanovna, you are 48 years old. Yes, this is some kind of miracle! In general, write a detailed report. This is very important for modern biology!
Vera Ivanovna sat down at the computer in the evening, put on glasses, muttered, bending her fingers:
— A shepherd, a huntsman, a truck driver then some drove up, a pimply schoolboy approached in the morning , the chairman and the district police officer visited at lunch...
And typed the headline: “National Mari superfecundation method of treating infertility”

Unread post by **Bulkin** » 08 Aug 2022, 02:50

Well, the pictures are also on point. (although I can’t look at it myself, but I hope that everything worked out)

clitoris.jpg

Unread post by **Wool** » 08 Aug 2022, 08:13

Then they’re like this:

https://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/pics_prev ... 046980.jpg

Unread post by **Bulkin** » 06 Sep 2022, 02:28

смайлики

Unread post by **Shalun70** » 04 Nov 2022, 01:35

https://youtube.com/shorts/gu9jT5yJ5Ng?feature=share

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