How to explain to a cat that his food is no longer available

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 Re: How to explain to a cat that his food is no longer available

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Lerunchik, Yes, the dog is predictable, even with an aloba adults found a common language. But there’s no way with the cat, I got it somehow strangely, the owners were leaving and asked me to keep it until they found new ones, and so it took root, we can hardly tolerate our friend’s brethren.
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 Re: How to explain to a cat that his food is no longer available

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Yesterday my street cat was killed. He was a terrible bully. He looked down on me and accepted food as a favor. Today I went outside, I saw him lying on the porch covered in blood and he had such a piercing gaze. Yes, I deserve it, you can kick me off the porch and I will bleed and die in terrible agony, you could read in that look. He never let me pet him, let alone even come close. He allowed himself to be petted, put in a carrier, and calmly drove to the veterinary clinic. True, during the operation he still pulled my finger. Now he is lying on the sofa, unhappy and with such an indescribable
guilty look (I remembered the picture of the return of the prodigal son). He let himself be fed from his hands and, oh Gods, he even purred a little! What do I mean? They all understand perfectly well both about themselves and about us. And they count on our help. And then you look and he brings a mouse in gratitude.
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 Re: How to explain to a cat that his food is no longer available

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Well, if the cat is British, then he can try in English)))

"Sir cat, we are deeply sorry to inform you that there is no more food! Please eat herring!" :muza:
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 Re: How to explain to a cat that his food is no longer available

Unread post by niqk »

AryaMari, It*s romantic and touching word! So your cat MUST eat herring with pleasure!
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