Where do you store your sex toys so children don't see them?

[Ortega]

We store it in the closet, but this is a very unreliable place. My wife offers to buy a safe

[AL200]

A long time ago, I bought a case with a combination lock. I threw out the partitions and it turned out to be a completely usable safe.

[Sun]

I keep it in my bed. There’s a lot of rubbish there, the eldest daughter can’t lift the tuba, the youngest can’t lift it. There is an idea to make a double floor in the shelf with bedding; children cannot be forced to change their linen; they certainly won’t go there voluntarily.

[AL200]

children cannot be forced to change their underwear, they certainly won’t go there voluntarily.

I was more afraid not of children, but of adults

[Sweden125]

I don’t know, we don’t hide it because... he is not interested in our toys

[Sun]

I don’t know, we don’t hide it because... he is not interested in our toys

that’s what you think. There are many stories on the forum about how and at what time I started anal masturbation.

[Sweden125]

I don’t know, we don’t hide it because... he is not interested in our toys

that’s what you think. There are many stories on the forum about how and at what time you started anal masturbation.

Don’t judge yourself and others!!!

[Kayfolov]

On the top shelf of the bookcase in the bedroom, children cannot reach it without a stepladder. And if in our absence they decide to climb there... Well, that means that’s fate. It’s not really possible to install a safe.

[Niko13]

You’re lucky, but you hide them from your children. And you hide your children from all your wives and mothers. That’s where the quest is.

[Sun]

don’t judge yourself and others!!!

who am I to judge? Just a guess.

[Ortega]

You’re lucky only if you hide it from your children. And from all your wives, your mother’s children. That’s where the quest is.

Why hide it from your wife?

[Niko13]

Ortega, she’s off topic. These are my toys.

[Alex would]

niko13,

You’re lucky, just hide it from your children .And from all the wives, the children are mothers. That’s where the quest is.

You are not alone. My wife also does not perceive foreign objects. And I like to play anally with a file while dressing in women’s clothes. At home I keep it in a gun safe, at the dacha I just keep it in a garage closet, under lock and key. There was an unpleasant incident with a big scandal. Leaving the dacha in a hurry, I forgot to close the closet; the next day my wife and daughter went. We saw an open door, and then my belongings. The first conclusion is that when I’m not there, you take whores to the dacha and leave their stinking panties as a souvenir. I had to choose the lesser of two evils and clarify things. I was especially ashamed in front of my daughter. So, the problem of storing such things must be approached responsibly...

[Niko13]

Alex bi, I agree, I understand. Nowadays most of the toys I took the suits to work while I’m hiding them in the safe.

[argot]

In another topic I wrote about how my ex-mother-in-law found a falik. He asks his wife why everything is so bad? The ex replied like no, everything is fine. When she told me, I told her she should have said that you love two at once, but I only have one.

[Tanya]

Not much and there is no need to hide. In the closet

[brush]

We store it in the closet, but this is a very unreliable place. My wife suggests buying a safe

the most normal option, the kids are growing up) we also need a safe on our trip

[The passage]

My toys are on the shelf where my underwear is. But I don’t hide them, the children saw them. Toys require care. They need to be washed and dried thoroughly. Oh, you can’t put wet ones in the closet.

[Sibiryak89]

In the wardrobe, simply hidden from prying eyes

[Tanya]

.... I’m not hiding it, the children saw it....

By the way, my daughter saw it and even tried Weybochka, she liked it.. .. But she is already an adult and has long been independent.

[Couple 33]

We don’t hide them either, they’re in the closet.

[Wool]

And my butt is in my original Chinese box in the tools. Between a box with saw blades and a box with sandpaper.
Not a single woman in the family will climb there

[Alex would]

Bolbol,

And my ass lies in original Chinese tool box. Between a box with saw blades and a box with sandpaper.
Not a single woman in the family will climb there

I thought so too...

[paganel]

We have a couple of toys that we really don’t use in the end, they are in a bag in my wife’s underwear))))

[The passage]

And my ass is in my original Chinese tool box. Between a box with saw blades and a box with sandpaper.
Not a single woman in the family will climb there

I like it when a man can do something with his hands. I don’t mean masturbation)))
Can you cut out Pinocchio with a phallus from a board?

[somebody]

They kept it in a safe with his ex-wife. Now we keep it in a portable travel case (small), but I bought a combination lock for it so that the zipper sliders can be locked together.

[Einstein]

My mother used to keep her glued to the inside of the bed, access was only possible if you put your hand under the bed and lift it up, but one day the plan went awry, and when I reached under the bed for Shurik, I found her friend) I looked and found where he had escaped from. , glued it back. He tried it a couple of times, and then she hid it, apparently there was another escape attempt, and his mother sent him to the punishment cell)

[Wool]

I like it when a man can do something with his hands. I don’t mean masturbation)))
Can you cut Pinocchio with a phallus out of a board?

Marinka, what are you doing? Just kidding No, I’m a mechanic, that is. I don’t work on wood, but I work with metal.
Well, a metal Pinocchio with a phallus is not very aesthetically pleasing + dangerous for women’s health))

[The passage]

I like it when a man can do something with his hands. I don’t mean masturbation)))
Can you cut Pinocchio with a phallus out of a board?

Marinka, what are you doing? Just kidding No, I’m a mechanic, that is. I don’t work on wood, but I work with metal.
Well, metal Pinocchio with a phallus is not very aesthetically pleasing + dangerous for women’s health))

I have a plug, I think it’s made of metal, anal. Although I don’t know what kind of metal this is. And I want a wooden phallus. Have you read Emmanuel? She went there to the tree with phalluses. Carved from wood. Remember this moment?

[Wool]

I have a plug, I think it’s made of metal, anal. Although I don’t know what kind of metal this is. And I want a wooden phallus. Have you read Emmanuel? She went there to the tree with phalluses. Carved from wood. Remember this moment?

There were a bunch of these Emmanuels in the 90s, I read something, saw something.
About the wooden phallus - I agree as a decoration. But not permanently
You know that a living penis is therefore three millimeters soft so as not to damage a woman
That’s why all modern toys give a head start to the hard ones, because... they don’t damage.

Well, what if it’s all about the hard ones, what’s there? Glass, metal, porcelain, everything seems to be there. They are so much more hygienic, especially the glass-crystal ones
But they cool down quickly, and without heating they are not at all appropriate
Here, yes, wooden ones rule, but they need perfect polishing, + manual labor.
On YouTube there was how to make a gift from wood

But I personally will give a woman a rolling pin as a gift rather than a phallus

[The passage]

I have a plug, I think it’s made of metal, anal. Although I don’t know what kind of metal this is. And I want a wooden phallus. Have you read Emmanuel? She went there to the tree with phalluses. Carved from wood. Remember this moment?

There were a bunch of these Emmanuels in the 90s, I read something, saw something.
About the wooden phallus - I agree as a decoration. But not permanently
You know that a living penis is therefore three millimeters soft so as not to damage a woman
That’s why all modern toys give a head start to the hard ones, because... they don’t damage.

Well, what if it’s all about the hard ones, what’s there? Glass, metal, porcelain, everything seems to be there. They are so much more hygienic, especially the glass-crystal ones
But they cool down quickly, and without heating they are not at all appropriate
Here, yes, wooden ones rule, but they need perfect polishing, + manual labor.
On YouTube there was how to make a gift from wood

But I personally will give a woman a rolling pin as a gift rather than a phallus

I have a rolling pin, but it is silicone. It’s a thousand times more convenient than a wooden one. Ah, Emmanuelle, I read one. There at the beginning she is flying on a plane. Gives a blowjob to a random stranger, and finds that children, a boy and a girl, are looking at her. Then sex in an airplane bathroom with another stranger... Oh, at the end of the book, sex with three twin brothers on the beach. The book is more about the philosophy of sex, but the moments of sex itself were very exciting. I re-read it several times as a teenager. And then I threw it in the trash so my parents wouldn’t find it. I thought it was something like porn. Now I certainly regret it.

[vslv]

We don’t really hide it. We have a few of them, they lie in the bedside table, just covered with all sorts of small things so that they don’t immediately catch the eye

[The Dark Lord]

Why hide? If you don’t develop a child sexually, then he’s not particularly interested in them. If you have your own.
And if he understands, then what’s wrong with knowing?
Moreover, it is better for the daughter to stuff a dildo into herself out of curiosity than for something unhygienic and dangerous.

[georg]

in the section behind glass, on one shelf there were coffee and tea sets, on the other there were all sorts of crystals that had survived after drinking, and in the middle there were all the toys on 5 shelves. Someone came to visit, took any one and sat there having fun, poking at their holes....

[The Dark Lord]

georg, just in our bedside table.

[She is Yanochka]

We don’t have such toys. If there were, it could be stored in my husband’s safe where there are hunting weapons and cartridges

[Ortega]

Why hide? If you don’t develop a child sexually, then he’s not particularly interested in them. If he has his own.
And if he understands, then what’s wrong with knowing?
Moreover, it’s better for the daughter to stuff a dildo into herself out of curiosity than for something unhygienic and dangerous.

Well, children 10 years old and younger can also find for example dildo and ask what it is (well, that’s okay), but you obviously shouldn’t stuff it inside yourself

[The Dark Lord]

Ortega, I think by 10 you should already know. But it’s hard to keep track of whether to shove or not. If there are no toys, but there is curiosity, then maybe stuff a marker. Then take out the cap.

[georg]

Dark Lord,
You can see - serious man ! But I’m a naughty person, that’s why I’m joking

[Oksi1991]

In the closet in the drawer with underwear.

[artfelixx]

Well, if you hide it in the apartment, no matter how you hide it, inquisitive children will definitely find it. especially if at least from the edge of the gas station they see something similar and unknown Or come up with a super secret place, such as a secret cabinet in a tile or in a toilet cistern Although there too can find

Safe is a good topic! Reliable, like a Swiss watch!

[Serge12345]

On the sofa. In the laundry drawer. There are old blankets there so we can sleep peacefully

[Gudgeon]

Well, if you hide it in the apartment, inquisitive children will definitely find it.

Especially if

In the closet in the drawer with underwear.

Children are not so stupid. And they are very curious, especially about other people’s secrets. I remember myself and my peers. By the age of 10-12, everyone found their parents’ “toys” and started talking about this topic. Although in those days it was more often just hidden condoms and primitive phalluses, and there were also massagers...
So everyone who hasn’t been locked up, rest assured, the children are aware You can put on the coffee table

[Gami]

The two strap-ons with which my wife fucks me are just lying in the chest of drawers, wrapped in a towel. And we don’t care whether the children see it or not...

[artfelixx]

Children are not so stupid. And they are very curious, especially about other people’s secrets. I remember myself and my peers. By the age of 10-12, everyone found their parents’ “toys” and started talking about this topic. Although in those days it was more often just hidden condoms and primitive phalluses, and you also came across massagers...
So, everyone who hasn’t locked it up, rest assured, the children are aware of it. You can put it on the coffee table

This is a fact. By the age of 12, my brother and I found all our parents’ cleverly hidden goodies in the apartment

[BUGOR]

we don’t use toys

[Alexcort]

I store mine in the summer kitchen, in an old workroom

[Incognito13]

I didn’t hide it, they just lie on a mound and that’s it.

[Cuckold!!!]

We kept it when the children were already teenagers, in the closet in their clothes, in the inner pockets.
Maybe the children found it, but we don’t know.

[Meleon]

In the bedside table I made a drawer with a lock and we store toys and lubricants there. Very comfortably