Poem, gentlemen

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Poem, gentlemen

Unread post by Hohoho:* »

Okay, okay, it’s bursting me open) :roll:


One time - not gay,
Sergei consoled himself.
He could no longer walk -
Again his friend dragged him into the bedroom.

His comrade both in front and behind,
While the sailor begged for mercy.
I barely dragged my legs,
Grab it! “Let’s do it one more time!”

Why lie idle in the cockpit?
It’s more pleasant and useful to fuck a comrade.
One is half-dead, the other is satisfied,
We looked at the sea, a spacious landscape.

Our poor Istomin with glass eyes,
Fucked, squeezed like a lemon,
He asked his friend for freedom,
What’s next? Perhaps you know it yourself...
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horror, poor sailor!
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Hohoho:*, And the truth is bursting! But the topic is somehow suspicious for the girl...
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niqk, really, how suspicious are you))) Me and I sometimes write about girls...
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The poem itself is funny!!! It’s really dark... At the same time, I admit that out of curiosity, I watched the gay video, but I admit, it didn’t work... As for me, it was more fun and interesting to see where the girl was with the guy... :voprosy: *x) :daypyat:
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Hohoho:*: 11 Jan 2023, 11:03 One time - not gay,
Sergei consoled himself.
And then it will be:
Second since he’s not gay,
Sergei consoled himself.
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And this can be done ad infinitum:
The third time is not gay...
The fourth time is not gay...
The fifth time is not gay...
If they pay for every word, you can get rich!!! :daypyat:
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niqk: 12 Jan 2023, 10:54 The fifth time is not gay...
The fifth time is already a system…..
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Hohoho:*: 11 Jan 2023, 11:03 One time - not gay,
Sergei consoled himself.
He could no longer walk -
Again his friend dragged him into the bedroom.

His comrade both in front and behind,
While the sailor begged for mercy.
I barely dragged my legs,
Grab it! “Let’s do it one more time!”

Why lie idle in the cockpit?
It’s more pleasant and useful to fuck a comrade.
One is half-dead, the other is satisfied,
We looked at the sea, a spacious landscape.

Our poor Istomin with glass eyes,
Fucked, squeezed like a lemon,
He asked his friend for freedom, What’s next? Perhaps you know it yourself...
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Unread post by Phantom »

It’s not his head, but his seat
And there’s urine in his veins, not blood.
Put it in the vagina
Yes, start redoing it again.
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