Check out the poem I came up with myself

Unread post by **MISTER_COCK** » 24 Jul 2022, 05:10

Once I got off the minibus 5 meters away from prostitutes asked me to suck, I need to get a loan from the bank, started to fuck them in the vagina, my fucking back was pinched while the ambulance was flying, the prostitute wanted to shit, I inserted a bolt in her ass so that she wouldn’t have an abortion, then the second one burped, she sneezed, crap all the bolts they flew out, we fucking collected them, she started screaming, I want to give it to the mechanic, and then I got fucked up, but I just got into debt in vain

Sent after 7 minutes 10 seconds:
Hello girls, I’m an athlete who worked 9 shifts, I want to confess to you all, I’m fucked up, I want to fuck, I’m not a sucker, I’m not a homosexual, wait a couple of seconds, I’m going to run and jerk off and start all over again girls, bitches, don’t be shy, you give yourself to the homeless in a crowd, or at least write to me if you let me fuck you, I miss you very much, I’ll cum all over your tits Well, it’s time for me to fuck around at the market, beg for money with you, I won’t share, I’ll rent a whore and get drunk

Unread post by **vikkisss** » 29 Jul 2022, 13:00

hahaha, you definitely have talent :3

Unread post by **Lada** » 01 Aug 2022, 08:32

I also composed it myself, but I don’t know where to post it here

I’ll post it with you. You also write your own
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role-playing games

the plot, written in prose, I take it from the Internet and write a poem about this plot

part 1

The pirate and his hostage
It’s time to demonstrate your bondage skills! Take whatever you can get your hands on – ropes, scarves, belts. Oh yes! Don’t forget about the main pirate joy - rum! While the pirate is imposingly sipping a drink, the beautiful hostage will carry out his commands (from) the Internet
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Role-playing game, a game about a pirate
She was offered to her boyfriend once
The boyfriend agreed and was even happy
I am a captive. Schooner. He is an evil pirate

We bought ropes, flags, a lot of rum
From the movies, what we need is finally familiar to us
And I am looking forward to sex with a pirate
entered a role-playing game.. guys

My boyfriend put me in a dark, dirty hold
And the hold was a cellar.. It’s very terrible
There are rats in it.. They didn’t leave the ship
And the cellar is full of simple earth

My boyfriend declared himself a captain
And he started drinking rum it comes straight out of the neck
And then I heard the voice of a neighbor
He also swam up... A conversation ensued

Boy friend - the captain and a neighbor with him as a couple
Having seized the rum, they were heating up there
They decided to sell me into slavery for money
They shouted - They don’t need whoredom on the schooner

Then they take me out from the cellar - hold
And with drunken faces they look sullenly

I couldn’t restrain myself, I broke my boyfriend
I either knocked out an eye or gave a bruise
Now he looks more like a pirate -
With an eyepatch and a beaten face