I write when I'm drunk...

[Topchik]

I wanted to write about the first time I jerked off to porn.
If you can call it porn. Because there were two young ladies putting their hands in each other’s pussies.
Well, one way or another. I bought this video cassette in one of the Saratov stalls on the platform when I came to my grandmother for the summer.
The stallkeeper was sleeping. I woke him up by knocking on the window and put money in the window.
I think that at five in the morning he didn’t give a damn who was pushing money through the window. Thanks, bye.
So I bought my first porn.
I was twelve.
After 15 minutes my grandmother arrived and my childhood continued...
Then there was my beloved neighbor Tanya, with whom we watched it all, and then we watched it at school in front of the whole class. When the teachers were (somewhere - who knows where)
Fuck. I only now realize that I was a controversial person.
I actually had the brains to insert the cassette into the tape recorder in front of the whole class.
You idiot? Well, of course. Well, but what...

[Vik.ruba80]

What an interesting story. And no one handed it over as glass containers. How much courage you need to do such things, it’s not like shooting with a scarecrow.

[Topchik]

What an interesting story. And no one handed it over as glass containers. How much courage does it take to do such things, it’s not like shooting with a scarecrow.

Fuck, I can’t understand. Is this some kind of sarcasm?
Shouldn’t you write stories?
Is it simply better to remain silent? To watch your shadows on the forum?
Well, the shadows of your glass containers, covered with wrinkles of wisdom about what to write on a sex forum.
Where do such masters of sarcasm come from?

[Sibiryak89]

What an interesting story. And no one handed it over as glass containers. How much courage does it take to do such things, it’s not like shooting with a scarecrow.

Fuck, I can’t understand. Is this some kind of sarcasm?
Shouldn’t you write stories?
Is it simply better to remain silent? To watch your shadows on the forum?
Well, the shadows of your glass containers, covered with wrinkles of wisdom about what to write on a sex forum.
Where do such masters of sarcasm come from?

Really interesting, I smiled, introduced cheerful childhood

[Vik.ruba80]

Yes, I could also drink a glass; But I can’t while driving; so excuse me for the glass container. But if I had done something like that, I can’t imagine what would have happened. We all played musketeers or went hunting. With the girls we used to play dad and mom or go to the hospital, but what a drag they were. Girls mature earlier. We alternate between maps and interesting photos, but it’s rare and quickly gets boring. You remember the quality yourself. And if you imagine a video game, it’s just cool.