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Guys, I have a mother-in-law, very sexy, size four breasts, a little full herself, I want to fuck her hard, maybe someone knows an effective one a stimulant or a sleeping pill as a last resort?
Even just to make her fall asleep and masturbate on her breasts, without worrying that she will wake up)
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The easiest way is vodka or moonshine, and then the cards will fall :shamp:
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Frodo: 01 Aug 2023, 22:11 and then the card lies down
))) Ahaha. Oh, the card may lie in such a way that his wife finds out, packs his suitcase and throws him out the door)))
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Well, it won’t burn, we live in different houses🤣🤣
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Max2226: 01 Aug 2023, 21:50 Guys, I have a mother-in-law, very sexy, size 4 breasts, a little full herself, I want to fuck her hard, maybe someone knows an effective one a stimulant or a sleeping pill as a last resort?
Even just to make her sleep and jerk off to her breasts, without worrying that she will wake up)
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Guys, I have a three-wheeler a bicycle, very old, 4-inch wheels, a little rusty itself, I want to ride it hard, maybe someone knows an effective lubricant for chains, or grease as a last resort?
Even just to ride it downhill and fucking kill yourself! ride with the breeze, without worrying that it will fall apart)
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Max2226: 01 Aug 2023, 21:50 Guys, I have a mother-in-law, very sexy, size 4 breasts, a little full herself, I want to fuck her hard, maybe someone knows an effective one a stimulant or a sleeping pill as a last resort?
Even just to make her sleep and jerk off to her breasts, without worrying that she will wake up)
Another person wanted to go to jail! You know that using stimulants without a person’s knowledge leads to the door of a prison cell, and according to prison concepts*, according to a very bad statistic. Although, it’s not for me to judge you, while you’re sitting in prison, I guarantee you sex every day. The safest and best way is to make your mother-in-law want to sleep with you without using stimulants.
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Shalun70: 03 Aug 2023, 06:33 Another person wanted to go to jail
)))) This is a dreamer)))
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Marinka, maybe the guy’s mother-in-law is really awesome? And he doesn’t know how to get rid of a constant boner?
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niqk: 03 Aug 2023, 09:59 Marinka, or maybe the person has a mother-in-law really awesome? And he doesn’t know how to get rid of a constant boner?
And he’s asking here on the forum?))) He came up with this story and fell for it, and that’s it On this)))
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Marinka: 03 Aug 2023, 10:01
niqk: 03 Aug 2023, 09:59 Marinka, and Maybe the guy’s mother-in-law is really awesome? And he doesn’t know how to get rid of a constant boner?
And he’s asking here on the forum?))) He came up with this story and fell for it, and that’s it that’s it)))
But the boner calmed down... Until next time...
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Marinka: 03 Aug 2023, 09:49 )))) This is a dreamer)))
Can you substantiate your statement?
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Shalun70: 03 Aug 2023, 10:10
Marinka: 03 Aug 2023, 09:49 )))) This is a dreamer)))
Can you substantiate your statement?
Or maybe it would be better to get clear mathematical proofs?
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Shalun70: 03 Aug 2023, 10:10
Marinka: 03 Aug 2023, 09:49 )))) This is a dreamer)))
Can you substantiate your statement?
))) He writes nonsense)))
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Marinka: 03 Aug 2023, 10:18 ))) He writes nonsense)))
I don’t quite understand who you were addressing? If it’s a stone, then I don’t agree, but if it’s the author of the topic, then yes, the person seems strange. :)
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Shalun70: 03 Aug 2023, 10:32
Marinka: 03 Aug 2023, 10:18 ))) He writes nonsense)))
I don’t quite understand who you were addressing? If it’s a stone, then I don’t agree, but if it’s the author of the topic, then yes, the person seems strange. :)
You asked me a question, I answered you)))
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Marinka: 03 Aug 2023, 10:34 You asked me a question, I answered you)))
sun, an inaccurate answer cannot be considered an answer. :wink:
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Shalun70: 03 Aug 2023, 10:40
Marinka: 03 Aug 2023, 10:34 You asked me a question, I answered you)))
sun, an inaccurate answer cannot be considered an answer. :wink:
You are my good one. Give me an A minus for my answer. I tried, I studied all night))))
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Marinka: 03 Aug 2023, 10:42 You are my good one. Give me an A minus for my answer. I tried, I studied all night))))
I never offended you with grades. Even when I was angry I didn’t take my likes back... So don’t say that I don’t appreciate you... :wink:
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Shalun70: 03 Aug 2023, 10:49
Marinka: 03 Aug 2023, 10:42 You are my good one. Give me an A minus for my answer. I tried, I studied all night))))
I never offended you with grades. Even when I was angry I didn’t take my likes back... So don’t say that I don’t appreciate you... :wink:
You’re smart :cat1:
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Max2226: 01 Aug 2023, 21:50 Guys, I have a mother-in-law, very sexy, size 4 breasts, a little full herself, I want to fuck her hard, maybe someone knows an effective one a stimulant or a sleeping pill as a last resort?
Even just to make her sleep and jerk off to her breasts without worrying that she will wake up)
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