Keep yourself in shambles

[Kikimora]

Keep yourself in a condol

A friend told me about an incident with a married man. We met on the app, met in a cafe, and went to a hotel. He took off his trousers and showed his readiness for combat. My friend agreed, but only hinted at using a condom. The man freaked out: “I’m healthy!” In response I heard a logical question - how can you prove it? He muttered something about women’s complexes, hid the goods in his pants and ran away forever.

I wouldn’t even stand on ceremony with such an asshole. Either keep yourself in an asshole, or look for a naive chicken. Images of unwanted children and sexually transmitted infections bring me to my senses, no matter how strong the passion. In the end, I also don’t come on dates with certificates, so I can be considered a potential carrier of diseases. So let him laugh with excuses about a closed pharmacy.

[Vladtsst]

And my future second wife was very offended when I took out a condom. I asked, don’t you want to make me a child?