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I have a guy I know - a funny guy, bearded , keeps a small sauna. We met at the apartment of mutual friends. He swelled and began to roll up. I also flirted and encouraged his attention. Closer to midnight, the people dispersed, and we were sucked in. He started aggressively trying to get him to have sex. I merged and refused. I don’t want to - and that’s all here.

After half an hour of struggle, he brought his dick to his nose and uttered a brilliant phrase: “Let’s at least give a blowjob.” At least, fuck! Diplomat of the level of Themistocles of Athens. For many girls, taking it into the mouth is more difficult than introducing it to their own mother. An absurd semblance of a compromise in the spirit of: “If you don’t want to go on a date, let’s at least sleep with you.”
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Re: At least I have a guy I know who is funny...

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Guest: 25 Nov 2019, 15:20 At least

I have a guy I know - a cheerful guy, bearded, runs a small sauna. We met at the apartment of mutual friends. He swelled and began to roll up. I also flirted and encouraged his attention. Closer to midnight, the people dispersed, and we were sucked in. He started aggressively trying to get him to have sex. I merged and refused. I don’t want to - and that’s all here.

After half an hour of struggle, he brought his dick to his nose and uttered a brilliant phrase: “Let’s at least give a blowjob.” At least, fuck! Diplomat of the level of Themistocles of Athens. For many girls, taking it into the mouth is more difficult than introducing it to their own mother. An absurd semblance of a compromise in the spirit of: “If you don’t want to go on a date, let’s at least sleep with you.”
A man’s good sense of humor is undoubtedly a plus. It’s a disaster if a man has no sense of humor at all.
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Guest: 25 Nov 2019, 15:20 At least

I have a guy I know - a funny guy, bearded, runs a small sauna. We met at the apartment of mutual friends. He swelled and began to roll up. I also flirted and encouraged his attention. Closer to midnight, the people dispersed, and we were sucked in. He started aggressively trying to get him to have sex. I merged and refused. I don’t want to - and that’s all here.

After half an hour of struggle, he brought his dick to his nose and uttered a brilliant phrase: “Let’s at least give a blowjob.” At least, fuck! Diplomat of the level of Themistocles of Athens. For many girls, taking it into the mouth is more difficult than introducing it to their own mother. An absurd semblance of a compromise in the spirit of: “If you don’t want to go on a date, let’s at least sleep with you.”
A man’s good sense of humor is undoubtedly a plus. The trouble is, if a man has no sense of humor, absolutely nothing.
wow where did you find this topic)
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Fargal94: 02 Feb 2024, 01:41
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Guest: 25 Nov 2019, 15:20 At least

I have a guy I know - a funny guy, bearded, runs a small sauna. We met at the apartment of mutual friends. He swelled and began to roll up. I also flirted and encouraged his attention. Closer to midnight, the people dispersed, and we were sucked in. He started aggressively trying to get him to have sex. I merged and refused. I don’t want to - and that’s all here.

After half an hour of struggle, he brought his dick to his nose and uttered a brilliant phrase: “Let’s at least give a blowjob.” At least, fuck! Diplomat of the level of Themistocles of Athens. For many girls, taking it into the mouth is more difficult than introducing it to their own mother. An absurd semblance of a compromise in the spirit of: “If you don’t want to go on a date, let’s at least sleep with you.”
A man’s good sense of humor is undoubtedly a plus. The trouble is if a man has no sense of humor, absolutely.
wow where did you find this topic)
I completely abandoned the forum. I even felt ashamed. I’m sitting here reading.
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Don’t be ashamed, you can catch up and exceed it if you want
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