Jokes about sex and everything nearby

Unread post by **Master** » 27 Sep 2023, 12:04

I suggest sharing funny and vulgar jokes. Friends, please don’t go offtopic

Yesterday I masturbated. My sister came in, saw me, and said: “You pervert!” Today I went into my sister’s room and saw that she was masturbating. And do you know what she said again? "Pervert"! It seems there is no justice in this world...

Unread post by **ilovebiboys** » 27 Sep 2023, 12:22

when I was little, older sister constantly complained that the water pressure in the shower was rather weak. I didn’t understand at all why she was complaining. It seemed to me that the pressure was perfect. I grew up and realized that the flow really could have been stronger

Unread post by **Master** » 28 Sep 2023, 02:48

Well, what can you answer to a woman who squeezes your balls in her hand and gently asks: “Do you love me?”

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 28 Sep 2023, 02:55

Owner: 28 Sep 2023, 02:48 Well, what can you answer to a woman who squeezes your balls in her hand and gently asks: "Do you love me?"

answer that you love)) she will loosen her grip, and you rip your balls out of her hand and run))))

Unread post by **Master** » 29 Sep 2023, 01:57

- Girl, would you happen to be one of the nobles?
- Yes, but... How did you guess?
- Your tits are too noble. And the ass is so... noble.

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 29 Sep 2023, 02:10

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Unread post by **Master** » 30 Sep 2023, 08:18

First date. Winter. A guy and a girl are sitting in a car.
He puts his hand between her legs.
- What are you doing?
- I’m warming my hand, it’s cold.
- You I’d rather warm my ears...

Unread post by **niqk** » 30 Sep 2023, 08:25

Owner: 30 Sep 2023, 08:18 First date. Winter. A guy and a girl are sitting in a car.
He puts his hand between her legs.
- What are you doing?
- I’m warming my hand, it’s cold.
- You I’d rather warm my ears...

By the way, having sex warms you up best! And in any weather!

Unread post by **natalya.harita** » 30 Sep 2023, 09:19

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Unread post by **Master** » 30 Sep 2023, 11:46

Never! Remember! Never sit down and take a shit on roller skates!

Unread post by **ilovebiboys** » 30 Sep 2023, 14:19

Masha loved to do everything her own way. When all the girls learned to kiss on tomatoes, she learned to kiss on cucumbers. Later it turned out that I was right.

Unread post by **Master** » 02 Oct 2023, 00:41

Husband, opening the door to his wife:
- Our parrot, damn it, finally spoke! And clearly not in your favor!
— What?!
— That! She says "Fuck me, both of you, I’ve been dreaming about it all my life!"

Unread post by **rasaroam** » 25 Oct 2023, 04:40

- How do naked people differ from naked people?
- Time of day: people are naked in the evening, and naked in the morning.