What do we have for the New Year?

Unread post by **career** » 24 Oct 2023, 09:57

What does television have in store for us at the 2024 meeting?
Who heard or saw what?

Unread post by **Sorcerer** » 24 Oct 2023, 09:57

Congratulations to the President and the irony of fate.

Unread post by **career** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:01

Sorcerer: ↑24 Oct 2023, 09:57 Congratulations to the President and the irony of fate.

well, this is nothing new

Unread post by **Watchman** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:08

yes there is nothing good there, and there never was

Unread post by **fuck** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:19

Yes, we need to prepare money ideas for gifts for table outfits now

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:20

Everything will be fine guys. We love you, we miss you, what’s wrong?
You give us small gifts (fur coats, preferably mink, warm lungs, they suit us. Jewelry - gold, platinum, etc. will suit us. They don’t give perfume - otherwise you’ll think I smell bad? Guys, you need to give something that what a woman simply needs. Do you understand, about what? - jewelry, maybe even a car so that she can drive herself.
And we will love you, idolize you, squeal from the gift, hugging even the new Lada. ours, and we are ready to do anything for you, our dear men.
Yes, you will receive socks and panties, as always.

Unread post by **Oleg257** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:23

Sorcerer, which president?

Unread post by **Sorcerer** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:25

Oleg257: ↑24 Oct 2023, 10:23 which president

ours, which one else.

Unread post by **Lada R** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:27

I don’t really care what they give me for the New Year
The main thing is that it comes with an automatic transmission

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:28

As always, I voted, because you know the proverb, you don’t change horses in midstream. For Putin. If he doesn’t, it will be a nightmare. Everyone has a blanket for themselves, the collapse of the country, etc.. After the war, but a long one, we will decide. But we are one soldier away from victory. Boss. Not good enough for many. But you can’t change it. We will lose the war.

Sent after 2 minutes 35 seconds:
Lada, I was looking for you. Hello. I haven’t been for a long time. I’ll give you a machine with boxes for candy.

Unread post by **Sergei** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:35

Moderators! Where are you? Do we have anything else to talk about?

Unread post by **Tanya** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:36

Why are you such pessimists? New Year is a wonderful holiday. Cheerful, beautiful with the obligatory Christmas tree, champagne, Olivier and of course gifts, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. and long weekends. Many will have New Year’s sex, which is also wonderful. There will definitely be corporate parties at work (for example, I hope and am even sure that I will be invited to a corporate party at the head office of our holding). And of course there will be a congratulation from the President and the film "Irony...." And many more good and memorable things.....I WANT IT SO MUCH!

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:37

Interesting question, Lada. Here I turned it off, here I turned it on - advertising. I’m interested. How is male sex different from female sex? Are you interested? Me too. Maybe one of the experts knows the answer.
Lada, please, how were the poems about me before?

Unread post by **Sorcerer** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:37

Serguei: ↑24 Oct 2023, 10:35Емям

переведите

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:39

Tania, here’s to a general New Year, but without the confetti. Cleaning sucks. And sorry for the politics, but the question was this. Shall we dance?

Unread post by **Sergei** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:43

Sorcerer: ↑24 Oct 2023, 10:37
Serguei: ↑24 Oct 2023, 10:35Emyam
translate

This means IM in Old Slavonic.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:44

And what does it mean?.

Unread post by **Watchman** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:45

Tania: ↑24 Oct 2023, 10:36 Why are you such pessimists? New Year is a wonderful holiday. Cheerful, beautiful with the obligatory Christmas tree, champagne, Olivier and of course gifts, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. and long weekends. Many will have New Year’s sex, which is also wonderful. There will definitely be corporate parties at work (for example, I hope and am even sure that I will be invited to a corporate party at the head office of our holding). And of course there will be a congratulation from the President and the film "Irony...." And many more good and memorable things.....I WANT IT SO!

And what’s good? a blow to the liver and pancreas. Waste of money. Eternal wishes that all the bad things will go away and the year will be better - why the hell will everything suddenly change overnight? The maximum good thing is that you can sleep, and only for those who do not work.

Unread post by **Sorcerer** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:46

You are already old and everything is not a joy.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 10:50

I’m watching Myasnikov. Always. It’s a joy to even smoke a cigarette. In the morning, with coffee, there are more benefits for the body. And for a holiday! I don’t like champagne, but I can’t live without it. And dry.....

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Girls, let’s put up a Christmas tree. Nasty. At least once. I have had an artificial one for a long time, for several years now. Let’s get together who couldn’t do it before and put on real ones. And on New Year’s Day, we wish all our forum members, without showing pussies and tits, a Happy New Year. Hooray"!!!!!!!

Unread post by **Shy Baby** » 24 Oct 2023, 11:10

Tania: ↑24 Oct 2023, 10:36 Why are you such pessimists? New Year is a wonderful holiday. Cheerful, beautiful with the obligatory Christmas tree, champagne, Olivier and of course gifts, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden. and long weekends. Many will have New Year’s sex, which is also wonderful. There will definitely be corporate parties at work (for example, I hope and am even sure that I will be invited to a corporate party at the head office of our holding). And of course there will be a congratulation from the President and the film "Irony...." And many more good and memorable things.....I WANT IT SO!

Thank you. A tribute to tradition. And I agree with this. The only difference is that everyone has their own tradition.
...Life would be boring without holidays, and even if they didn’t exist, we would have to organize them ourselves.
In our family, New Year is holiday No. 1. We prepare for it in advance...almost already from...January 2nd. We have a tradition: the New Year’s table should be the most magnificent of the year. I don’t know when this started happening, at least it’s been in our family for over 60 years (from my grandparents). But we have a tradition: for the New Year there should be at least 20 dishes. Is it a lot or a little? (For some it’s a lot, but for others it’s not enough) This has its pros and cons. Pros: The year begins with the ROYAL table. Yes, it is very expensive, but once a year you can afford it if you prepare for it throughout the year? (You gradually make purchases so that there is no sharp blow to your wallet) You feel like a lady... I don’t stand at the stove at all for a week (royal week). There are also disadvantages: you have to EAT everything so that nothing is lost. And the preparation of everything lasts almost three days - 29, 30, 31 12. Should I change something? - No, I can’t, even with all the disadvantages..... TRADITION !!!
As for TV... In recent years, I myself began to draw up a program for what to watch for the New Year. Already 31.12 there is a stack of DVDs (for some: cassettes, Internet, Smart....) These are New Year’s comedies: "Irony....", "Carnival Night", "Sorcerers"," This cheerful planet"....For children - a collection of New Year’s cartoons.
P.S. This year, I bought up earlier than ever - 99% of the products are either in cans or in the freezer... All that remains to buy is bread, fresh vegetables, fruits, herbs.
And the Christmas tree, of course..... .I have already bought gifts for everyone....

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 11:15

Wait-salads (OLIVIER, crab, vinaigrette)-3. Chicken - three options - 6. Hot, well, meat.1. Where is 20? Tell me?

Unread post by **career** » 24 Oct 2023, 11:19

we need to think now about who to marry after the New Year’s corporate party

Unread post by **Shy Baby** » 24 Oct 2023, 11:54

Veronika: ↑24 Oct 2023, 11:15 Wait-salads (OLIVIER, crab, vinaigrette)-3. Chicken - three options - 6. Hot, well, meat.1. Where is 20? Tell me?

Yes, of course... First of all - salads... And this is the same tradition... Vinaigrette is not prepared in our family for the New Year for 50 years already... So, salads: Olivier salad, crab salad, herring under a fur coat, "Spring" salad (whose name is that... In layers: grated boiled beets (mayonnaise), grated raw carrots (mayonnaise), pickled onions, sour apple (Antonovka), grated egg on top.) Salmon salad (canned Salmon in Oil, boiled rice, eggs, a little mayonnaise), salad.....well, who knows calls: these are eggs, grated processed cheese, garlic, mayonnaise), "Mushroom Glade" salad (pickled champignons on top)... "Mimosa" salad.... (8 pcs.) mushrooms (1 pc.) Next, what’s in the oven: French meat (meat under a fur coat) (1 piece), baked chicken (or thighs, legs, or just brisket...) (1 piece), kebabs (1 piece), jellied meat (1 piece) , sliced meats (sausages, smoked meat, bacon, cheese...) (1 pc), stuffed eggs (1 pc), tomatoes with cheese....(I don’t even know when we started doing this.....just chop sliced tomatoes and on top - grated hard cheese with mayonnaise, maybe with the addition of garlic) (1 piece) Fish: fried in tomato and smoked (2 pieces), caviar (sandwiches) (1 piece), sandwiches with sprats (1 piece), stuffed bagels (bagels are soaked in milk and seasoned with minced meat - to your taste) (1 piece) Plus spices on the table (olives, horseradish...), plus a sweet table (and this is another 5-8 dishes)....
Well, and sweet water, alcohol.... (for those who wish, there is ice cream in the freezer)
So it turns out to be more than 20 dishes....

Unread post by **Watchman** » 24 Oct 2023, 11:56

Shy Baby: ↑24 Oct 2023, 11:54 So you end up with more than 20 dishes....

and you eat it all overnight?

Unread post by **Alice** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:00

Favorite holiday, New Year....
But I love January 1st even more.
For me it is a day without time.
When everything stops, there is no need to rush anywhere, nothing is needed do...you can calmly go out for a walk...usually there is no one on the street....
Calmly think about the past and make plans for the future.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:03

Baby, I consider myself a simple collective farmer with fried potatoes.
You are super. Sorry, I downloaded yours. I’ll do what I can, I’ll amaze my people, sorry, it’s right, but I’ll make new ones.. Thank you. Do you have time to share recipes?

Unread post by **Shy Baby** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:03

Watchman: ↑24 Oct 2023, 11:56
Shy Baby: ↑24 Oct 2023, 11:54 So you end up with more than 20 dishes...
and you devour it all overnight?

Lord, what are you!!! In a week (I wrote)... And on New Year’s Eve, again according to tradition, we have 7 people at the table....
So, all this must be eaten in a week (well, partially turns into Christmas). Task: eat everything so that nothing goes to waste. Alas, over the New Year, excess weight is added..... (then it takes a long time to lose.....) But what can you do, TRADITION!
And so every year.....And every year you think: Isn’t there a lot of cooking? But imagine what a joy it is to sit at such a table on New Year’s Eve.... And then...... I’m not the only one cooking. We have a distribution of functions: everyone has their own dishes to prepare....

Unread post by **Watchman** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:05

Shy Baby: ↑24 Oct 2023, 12:03
Watchman: ↑24 Oct 2023, 11:56
Shy Baby: ↑24 Oct 2023, 11:54 So it turns out to be more than 20 dishes....
and you devour it all overnight?
Lord, what are you!!! In a week (I wrote)... And on New Year’s Eve, again according to tradition, we have 7 people at the table....
So, all this must be eaten in a week (well, partially turns into Christmas). Task: eat everything so that nothing goes to waste. Alas, over the New Year, excess weight is added..... (then it takes a long time to lose.....) But what can you do, TRADITION!
And so every year.....And every year you think: Isn’t there a lot of cooking? But imagine what a joy it is to sit at such a table on New Year’s Eve.... And then...... I’m not the only one cooking. We have a distribution of functions: everyone has their own dishes to prepare....

What’s the point of eating in three throats at night? Don’t you care about your health?

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:06

And she didn’t answer me...

Unread post by **Shy Baby** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:08

Veronika: ↑24 Oct 2023, 12:03 Baby, I consider myself a simple collective farmer with fried potatoes.
You are super. Sorry, I downloaded yours. I’ll do what works, I’ll amaze you, sorry, as it should, but I’ll make new ones.. Thank you. Do you have time to share recipes?

...It’s not me alone....This is......a family TRADITION, and I’m just one of the participants in this tradition...And I repeat: EVERY year the thought arises - don’t we cook a lot? But then, somehow, by itself, 20 dishes are collected again.... The essence: during the first week of the year you live in another world...... and then...... I descend to the sinful earth.... I lose weight and everyday life: porridge (various cereals), potatoes....Soups, borscht...

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:10

I downloaded the recipes. And the idea of the dishes. The recipe is not as important as the idea of the dish, right?

Unread post by **Shy Baby** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:13

Veronika: ↑24 Oct 2023, 12:06 But she didn’t answer me...

I will definitely share the recipes.... Although, I have already named some in the list of dishes. ...

Sent after 1 minute 52 seconds:

Veronika: ↑24 Oct 2023, 12:10 I downloaded the recipes. And the idea of the dishes. The recipe is not as important as the idea of the dish, right?

Variety and splendor....once a year...We don’t even cook like that for birthdays ...

Sent after 1 minute 28 seconds:
.......for example, stuffed bagels are cooked in the oven....

Unread post by **Merit** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:16

Hello. I don’t really know how to cook. But Aunt Nika will tell me what’s wrong.
In general, my mother always cooks, but I also want to cook.

Unread post by **Shy Baby** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:18

Merit: ↑24 Oct 2023, 12:16 Hello. I don’t really know how to cook. But Aunt Nika will tell me what’s wrong.
In general, my mother always cooks, but I also want to.

Well, that’s right: you don’t have to give up the holidays.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:26

Shy Baby: ↑24 Oct 2023, 12:16 I will definitely share the recipes.... Although, I have already named some in the list of dishes....

thank you, sorry, Masha got in. I am waiting. If I write an email, will you send it? Well, at least you can.

Unread post by **Merit** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:31

I didn’t understand, but I understood. T. Nika will tell you, thank you.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:39

I don’t know, but for some reason we have doubles.
Different women.
Different addresses.
Different computers. I don’t understand? Not even a daughter, but her friend.

Unread post by **Merit** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:43

Comrade Nika sent me something...

Sent after 18 minutes 57 seconds:
I’m fine. Thank you..

Unread post by **Serg_A** » 24 Oct 2023, 13:22

Shy Baby: ↑24 Oct 2023, 11:54
Vero-nika: ↑24 Oct 2023, 11:15 Wait salads (OLIVIER, crab, vinaigrette)-3. Chicken - three options - 6. Hot, well, meat.1. Where is 20? Tell me?
Yes, of course... First of all - salads... And this is the same tradition... Vinaigrette is not prepared in our family for the New Year for 50 years already... So, salads: Olivier salad, crab salad, herring under a fur coat, "Spring" salad (whose name is that... In layers: grated boiled beets (mayonnaise), grated raw carrots (mayonnaise), pickled onions, sour apple (Antonovka), grated egg on top.) Salmon salad (canned Salmon in Oil, boiled rice, eggs, a little mayonnaise), salad.....well, who knows calls: these are eggs, grated processed cheese, garlic, mayonnaise), "Mushroom Glade" salad (pickled champignons on top)... "Mimosa" salad.... (8 pcs.) mushrooms (1 pc.) Next, what’s in the oven: French meat (meat under a fur coat) (1 piece), baked chicken (or thighs, legs, or just brisket...) (1 piece), kebabs (1 piece), jellied meat (1 piece) , sliced meats (sausages, smoked meat, bacon, cheese...) (1 pc), stuffed eggs (1 pc), tomatoes with cheese....(I don’t even know when we started doing this.....just chop sliced tomatoes and on top - grated hard cheese with mayonnaise, maybe with the addition of garlic) (1 piece) Fish: fried in tomato and smoked (2 pieces), caviar (sandwiches) (1 piece), sandwiches with sprats (1 piece), stuffed bagels (bagels are soaked in milk and seasoned with minced meat - to your taste) (1 piece) Plus spices on the table (olives, horseradish...), plus a sweet table (and this is another 5-8 dishes)....
Well, and sweet water, alcohol.... (for those who wish, there is ice cream in the freezer)
So it turns out to be more than 20 dishes....

I really wanted to eat

Unread post by **Serg_A** » 24 Oct 2023, 13:27

Oleg257: ↑24 Oct 2023, 10:23 Чародей, а какого президента?

Любого

Unread post by **Merit** » 24 Oct 2023, 13:35

Fried......

Unread post by **Topchik** » 24 Oct 2023, 13:39

And for the New Year we have a dick in Sveta’s ass, accompanied by Olivier salad and Putin’s congratulations...

Unread post by **Alexssss** » 24 Oct 2023, 19:31

Everything is trivial with us, we’ll just go to our favorite restaurant) until the morning

Unread post by **Viola** » 24 Oct 2023, 20:48

New Year’s corporate party, they want to do it in the style of the 80s, so it’s time to think about the outfit, maybe look for something in mom’s closet.

Unread post by **Shalyn** » 25 Oct 2023, 00:49

But there are people who work on New Year’s Eve (((((

Unread post by **loving** » 25 Oct 2023, 01:00

New Year is a wonderful holiday when there is a reason to gather the whole family at one table!

Unread post by **Venus** » 25 Oct 2023, 01:03

I always celebrate the New Year with my parents and children, if not at work, of course. What is shown on TV is not at all important. It works as a background. The president is already sick of him, so no one is waiting for or watching his speech. But drinking champagne as the chimes strike and making a wish is a must. Sit at the table for an hour and chat. Then set off fireworks, go to the city Christmas tree and congratulate all your friends and acquaintances there. Well, and hope that next year, although it’s a leap year, maybe we will be rewarded for our patience and things won’t get any worse.

Unread post by **Beluga** » 25 Oct 2023, 01:35

Caviar (squash) Champagne (Soviet) Sparklers and Olivier Basin
And yes, also Yolka!

25 Oct 2023, 02:00

uran: ↑24 Oct 2023, 09:57 What does television have in store for us at the 2024 meeting?
Who heard or saw what?

Relocants won’t work this year, and that’s good . And at least don’t watch these faces on TV.
In general, the New Year is one of the few days when we still watch TV.
I’m sure there will be a lot of pathos, cringe and Petrosyan-level jokes.

What do we have for the New Year?

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