Marriage contracts, agreements, etc.

[Watchman]

Before getting married, did you discuss the conditions for further coexistence?

Well, is there a birth of a child before the age of 3? The wife does not gain weight over **.kg?
The husband’s salary should increase by xyz.t.r. in year? The husband meets with his friends no more than once a month.?

Otherwise they get rejected, spend their honeymoon and then it starts
- why are you fat?
- why do you earn so little?

And it happens that he or she thinks that everything will change magically, but miracles don’t happen and you start messing around.

[Keep the change for yourself]

This is complete nonsense, this is no longer love and certainly not a relationship.

[Watchman]

This is complete nonsense, this is no longer love and certainly not a relationship.

and then fights and scandals begin with accusations and other bullshit

[Venus]

This is complete nonsense, this is no longer love and certainly not a relationship.

and then fights and scandals begin with accusations and other bullshit n

))) Only property relations can be specified in a marriage contract. You can’t register kg there and friends too.

[Keep the change for yourself]

This is complete nonsense, this is no longer love and certainly not a relationship.

and then fights and scandals begin with accusations and other bullshit n

And let them begin, or will an agreement save us from all this?
Normal people will always be able to either agree, or, in the worst case, separate.
Marriage contracts were invented by fat men in the West, fearing that the young body they married would chop off part of their fortune.

And if in our everyday life this comes to prescribing kilograms and the number of parties with friends, then this is insanity. It’s better for such people not to get involved in relationships at all.

[Watchman]

This is complete nonsense, this is no longer love and certainly not a relationship.

and then fights and scandals begin with accusations and other damn things

well, at least discuss this, but any agreement can be drawn up and endorsed by a notary.

))) Only property relations can be specified in a marriage contract. You can’t register kg there and neither can your friends.

[Keep the change for yourself]

and then fights and scandals begin with accusations and other bullshit

well, at least discuss it, but you can draw up any agreement and get it endorsed by a notary.


))) Only property relations can be specified in a marriage contract. You can’t register kg there and you can’t register friends either.

Why all this?
Are you afraid that you will be deceived?

[Watchman]

It’s just a situation: a boy and a girl met, they fell in love, he bought her ice cream and read poetry, then they got married and it turned out that he doesn’t plan to become a manager at Gazprom and earn a million money, but he likes his job as a junior researcher at NIICHAVO

nOr bam, and after the wedding it turned out that the girl’s hair was a wig and fake boobs and silicone lips and she ordered borscht for delivery

How to live on? Are people kind?

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well, at least discuss this, but any agreement can be drawn up and endorsed by a notary.


))) In a marriage contract you can register only property relations. You can’t register kg there and you can’t register friends either.

Why all this?
Are you afraid that you will be deceived?

I am afraid that I will be deceived, and the person does not deserve it.

[Venus]

It’s just a situation: a boy and a girl met, they fell in love, he bought her ice cream and read poetry, then they got married and it turned out that he doesn’t plan to become a manager at Gazprom and earn a million money, but he likes his job as a junior researcher at NIICHAVO
Or bam, and after the wedding it turned out that the girl’s hair was a wig and false boobs and silicone lips and she ordered borscht for delivery

How to live on? Are people kind?

))) Ahah, how can a contract help in such cases? Will she teach her how to cook borscht or will she grow boobs?))))

[Tamerlane]

An acquaintance entered into a marriage contract. says that . very calm in case of divorce.

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How to live further? Are people kind?

We lived as before.

The initiator of such crap is usually a man, but he’s the kind of guy who needs the law and an agreement, otherwise he’s probably not a man.

If you need a manager Gazprom - let him go and look for it.
If he was blind and didn’t see that there was a wig, then let him go look for a hairy one (although here I don’t really know - did you marry a scalp or a whole person?).

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An acquaintance entered into a marriage contract. says that . very calm in case of divorce.

Why the hell get married if a divorce is expected?

[Watchman]

It’s just a situation: a boy and a girl met, they fell in love, he bought her ice cream and read poetry, then they got married and it turned out that he doesn’t plan to become a manager at Gazprom and earn a million money, but he likes his job as a junior researcher at NIICHAVO

Or bam, and after the wedding it turned out that the girl’s hair was a wig and fake boobs and silicone lips and she ordered borscht for delivery

How to live on? Are people kind?

))) Ahah, how can a contract help in such cases? Will she teach her how to cook borscht or will she grow boobs?))))

divorce and maiden name and all the good stuff, let her give it back

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An acquaintance entered into a marriage contract. says that . very calm in case of divorce.

apparently not a stupid young lady

[Venus]

divorce and maiden name and all the good stuff, let him give it back

))) You don’t need a contract for divorce)))

[Keep the change for yourself]

Watchman,
Judging by your two I have a question:
Do you hate women so much because you are afraid of them?

[Watchman]

If you need a Gazprom manager, let him go and look for it.
If he was blind and didn’t see that there was a wig, then let him go look for a hairy one

well, among women, the percentage of fools tends to infinity, maybe in her dreams she came up with him for npgo, but he turned out to be a hard nut to crack and did not follow her lead.
And for men, try to figure out all these dad things right away, one clitoris is how much blood drank.

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nWatchman,
Judging by two I have a question for your topics:
Do you hate women so much because you are afraid of them?

yes, I don’t hate them that much, and not even that way, and even somewhere I love (especially in pictures in porn magazines)

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divorce and maiden name and all the goodies, let him give it back

))) For a divorce contract not needed)))

but for tchotchkes?

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If you need a Gazprom manager, let him go and look for it.
If you were blind and didn’t see that there was a wig, then let him go look for the hairy one

well, among women, the percentage of fools tends to infinity, maybe in her dreams she came up with him for nothing, but he turned out to be a hard nut to crack and did not follow her lead.
And for men, try to figure out all these women’s things right away, one clitoris drank a lot of blood.

Sent after 1 minute 20 seconds: n

Watchman,
Judging by your two topics, I have a question:
Do you hate women so much because you are afraid of them?

yes, I don’t hate them that much, and even not like that and even somewhere I love (especially in pictures in porn magazines)

Everything is clear.

Rynda - you again?

[Watchman]

If you need a Gazprom manager, let him go and look for it.
If you were blind and didn’t see that there was a wig, then let him go look for the hairy one

well, among women the percentage of fools tends to infinity, maybe in her dreams she came up with him for nothing, but he turned out to be a tough nut to crack and did not follow her lead.
And for men in all these dad things try to figure it out right away, one clitoris drank how much blood.

Sent after 1 minute 20 seconds:

Watchman,
Judging by your two topics, I have a question:
Do you hate women so much because you are afraid of them?

yes, I don’t think so I hate, and not even like that, and even somewhere I love (especially in pictures in porn magazines)

Everything is clear.
Rynda - you again?

Another fortune teller... do you have a circle of extrasex people who didn’t make it on TV?

[Keep the change for yourself]

Another fortune teller...do you have a circle of extrasex people who didn’t make it on TV?

Nobody watches TV, only if they are grannies, but I don’t want to to be famous among them, I’m not Prokhor Chaliapin

[Watchman]

Another fortune teller... do you have a circle of extrasex people who didn’t make it on TV?

Nobody watches TV, only if they are grannies, but I don’t want to be famous among them, I’m not Prokhor Chaliapin

and I’m not Fedor Ivanovich either, well then on tik-tok?

[Center]

Marriage agreements in the Russian Federation do not have legal force

[Hair shirt]

Marriage agreements in the Russian Federation do not have legal force

Yes, I think that our legislation is not tailored to all this. Those who are getting married just need to think with their heads first. Let’s say, before the wedding, write down all your property - an apartment, a car, a dacha, another apartment if you have one. And then during a divorce they won’t chop it all off from you. Because jointly acquired property is subject to division.

That is, in no case, no matter how great the love, should you register your property in both hands. Because it will then be subject to division. And most likely you will lose this living space. Regarding savings, too - if you have them, you need to put them on deposit for a couple of years for safekeeping, preferably in a dollar account and forget about them for a couple of years. Over these few years, the situation will become clearer.

In this way, a relative in a provincial town lost a three-room apartment. Before the wedding, her grandmother wrote off her three-ruble note and moved to live with her daughter. And this foolish granddaughter, in her joy, entrusted everything to her future husband to arrange. Well, like love is carrots! How can it be any other way!?

And then a couple of years later I find out that they divorced and my husband’s family took over this apartment. Somehow it was very cunning, but everything was formalized that there was a trial and she lost the apartment due to the trial. Even though she already had a small child.

[Tanya]

))) Only property relations can be specified in a marriage contract. You can’t register kg there and friends too.

Yes, that’s true, and only for property owned by the parties at the time of marriage.
All the rest and the rest is regulated by Russian legislation.

[Hair shirt]

Yes, this is true, and only for property owned by the parties at the time of marriage.
Everything else is regulated by Russian legislation.

A why then a marriage contract?
If something is registered in the name of the future spouses before the wedding, then it belongs to them and is not subject to division in the event of a divorce.
And if something is drawn up after the wedding, and is already worth stamp in the passport, then this is already subject to division in the event of a divorce.
Well, then why is this contract needed?
What is not written in it anyway, if the property is acquired jointly, the court will decide in accordance with the law and not with a prenuptial agreement.

[Tanya]

Yes, this is true, and only for property owned by the parties at the time of marriage.
Everything else is regulated by Russian legislation.

Why then a marriage contract?
If something is written down to the future spouses before the wedding, then it belongs to them and is not subject to division in the event of a divorce.
And if something is drawn up after the wedding , and already has a stamp in the passport, then it is already subject to division in the event of a divorce.
Well, then why is this contract needed?
What you don’t write in it anyway, if the property is acquired jointly, the court will decide in accordance with the law and not with the marriage contract.

Unfortunately, the same situation applies to wills and other regulations. This is our reality.