Public transport and farts.

Unread post by **Sorcerer** » 26 Nov 2023, 11:13

Has anyone on public transport, when there are a lot of people, become confused and jump out? Or did he stay and pretend that he had nothing to do with it? Or shouted and who farted?))

Unread post by **libertine** » 26 Nov 2023, 11:22

When I lived in MOSCOW (2015-2016), I went with a friend to a shopping center, I don’t remember which station. We’re going on the metro, we’re approaching Kurskaya, where the traffic is crazy, a lot of people are getting out of the car, I feel a smell spreading through the car, everyone is starting to turn around! This friend is one person ahead of me. We arrived, the doors opened, we got out, and ran! I follow him at a fast pace, he is in the flow - back and forth, I feel him farting again! Well, I think, here you go, bitch! Farts on his friend! I catch up and ask: “Are you the one farting?” And he laughs: “What hurt you?” I say, yes! Well, you’re just a bastard!

Unread post by **weak intestine** » 11 Jan 2024, 08:59

I fart and drive calmly. I don’t understand why they are ashamed and why they are holding back

11 Jan 2024, 09:05

damn.... I won’t say anything... I’d rather show you

Unread post by **RANGE_** » 11 Jan 2024, 12:54

There was either an anecdote or an incident;)
The grandfather got on the bus, and when paying for the fare in cash (few people remember now that they paid for the fare with coins), and the coin fell out of the grandfather’s hands. Grandfather bent down for a coin and kicked, and ahead of the passengers’ reaction, said: "Oh, my nerves are not in the pussy! "