Public transport and farts.

[Sorcerer]

Has anyone on public transport, when there are a lot of people, become confused and jump out? Or did he stay and pretend that he had nothing to do with it? Or shouted and who farted?))

[libertine]

When I lived in MOSCOW (2015-2016), I went with a friend to a shopping center, I don’t remember which station. We’re going on the metro, we’re approaching Kurskaya, where the traffic is crazy, a lot of people are getting out of the car, I feel a smell spreading through the car, everyone is starting to turn around! This friend is one person ahead of me. We arrived, the doors opened, we got out, and ran! I follow him at a fast pace, he is in the flow - back and forth, I feel him farting again! Well, I think, here you go, bitch! Farts on his friend! I catch up and ask: “Are you the one farting?” And he laughs: “What hurt you?” I say, yes! Well, you’re just a bastard!

[weak intestine]

I fart and drive calmly. I don’t understand why they are ashamed and why they are holding back

[Christmas_Christmas]

damn.... I won’t say anything... I’d rather show you

[RANGE_]

There was either an anecdote or an incident;)
The grandfather got on the bus, and when paying for the fare in cash (few people remember now that they paid for the fare with coins), and the coin fell out of the grandfather’s hands. Grandfather bent down for a coin and kicked, and ahead of the passengers’ reaction, said: "Oh, my nerves are not in the pussy! "