If your last name was Golovach

[Richi]

Would you name your daughter Lena?)) Do you know anyone in real life with that first and last name?)

[angrove]

Apparently they exist...!

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[Tanya]

There are millions of Len around.....
So what?

[angrove]

There are millions of Len around.....
And what?

apparently you don’t know "what"? This is an old joke.

[Tanya]

Around all the millions of Len.....
So what?

apparently you don’t know "what "? This is an old joke.

Well, write....

[angrove]

Around all the millions of Len.....
So what?

apparently you are not aware "What"? This is an old joke.

Well, write...

The point is that when pronounced quickly it turns out to be the head of a penis. Try to say it quickly.

[Tanya]

Would you name your daughter Lena?)) do you know anyone in real life with that first and last name?)

I named my daughter something else name....

[Wool]

I looked at my topics. What’s next?

Marinochka, tell me better, do girls listen to their hearts above or below their breasts?
I seriously haven’t seen

[Tapkin]

I can’t keep up with the train of thought!

what’s wrong with this name?

[Venus]

I looked at my topics. What’s next?

Marinochka, tell me better, do girls listen to their hearts above or below their breasts?
I seriously haven’t seen

Heart listen where it is, and it is located behind the sternum with a slight shift to the left

[March]

And what?

Not so.
Nado - "And what?"

[March]

and it is located behind the sternum with a slight shift to the left

It can be difficult to get there...

[Tanya]

and it is located behind the sternum with a slight shift to the left

It can be difficult to get there...

... but don’t, it won’t help you....

[Venus]

and it is located behind the sternum with a slight shift to the left

It can be difficult to get there...

It actually seems difficult

[Wool]

They listen to the heart where it is, and it is located behind the sternum with a slight shift to the left

I didn’t understand anything Can you show me where you are? Without taking off the robe of course

[Venus]

The heart is listened to where it is, and it is located behind the sternum with a slight shift to the left

I didn’t understand anything :unknown :Can you show me where? Without taking off your robe, of course

Showing yourself is a bad omen.

[March]

and it is located behind the sternum with a slight shift to the left

It can be difficult to get there...

In fact, it seems that it is difficult

There is a lot of rigmarole with opening the chest...

[Wool]

Showing yourself is a bad omen.

At work they told me that a man was driving through a deserted village, not a single car.
And a black cat ran across, he slowed down, thought to wait, maybe someone will pass on foot first.
And a pensioner from the garage drove into his side in a Lada
So don’t believe in omens

[Richi]

I named my daughter a different name....

is your last name Golovach?

[Venus]

It can be difficult to get there...

In fact it seems that it is difficult

There is a lot of hassle with opening the chest...

There can be difficult to get to...

In fact it seems difficult

There is a lot of hassle with opening the chest...

Why?

Show yourself as bad omen.

At work they told me that a man was driving through a deserted village, not a single car.
And a black cat ran across, he slowed down, thought to wait, maybe someone will pass on foot first.
And a pensioner from the garage drove into his side in a Lada
So don’t believe in omens

And, do you believe in omens? In which?

[March]

Why?

I do not have the necessary professional training.

[Watchman]

And if your name is Yulya Zueva?

[Christmas_Christmas]

Would you name your daughter Lena?)) do you know anyone in real life with that first and last name?)

The main thing is that if someone will have a son.. so as not to name him... let’s say... Sysoy or damn... Evlampy..
although.. Evlampy Sysoevich Mishiginr... sounds...
But seriously.. but really, what’s the joke of the question.. not even the question, but the Topic itself? I think that if a person created an entire Topic and dedicated it to Lena Golovach... then damn it’s something personal...
so I won’t joke about Lena.. otherwise you never know... maybe a person has only What’s left is the "name" from my beloved.. so jokes here will be inappropriate(((

[March]

But really, what’s the joke of the question.. not even the question, but the Topic itself?

This is the level of humor of our forum.
Petrosyan nervously smokes on the side...

[Christmas_Christmas]

This is the level of humor of our forum.

I don’t even know what to answer.... I wanted to write at first that you are wrong... but then.. .
I was convinced myself that there is no point in “singing like a nightingale,” much less pouring out your soul, because there are people who.... as in the song, “will step on your tail.”... so sometimes It’s better like this... to "boil up" a penny thread and change the "color" on the replies and posts in it... to red, for example....
in short, I’ve already "stepped on my tail " in my Topics... so much so that damn it, I no longer have the desire to create anything here... I’m talking about Topics..
Although I can also create... for example... " The tractor is driving holes of holes of holes.... and I’m for peace".... damn, it’s really not a topic... now I’ll actually create it)))
just kidding if anything...

[March]

but then...
I was convinced myself that there is no point in "singing like a nightingale"

You are simply more economical with beads.
As for the rest, you can live here...

[Christmas_Christmas]

and that means my topic about "Tarkor" won’t work... they’ll ban... and I was already damn thinking about raising my "rating"... but here it’s such a bummer..
just kidding.. .. to me that rating... or rather, it’s labeled... like a poultice for a dead man.... it would be better if they were punished for other things...

Sent after 3 minutes 18 seconds:

You are simply more economical with beads.
As for the rest, you can live here..

By the way, I prepared something from "beads"... I’m thinking of posting it in the Topic... just if the hate starts again, as in my last topic... . then I can’t restrain myself... and damn "challenge me to a duel".... well, get away from here... and that’s all (((

[angrove]

People, don’t you understand at all? If you have nothing to say on a topic, on a specific topic, whatever it may be, why... pour your imaginary intellect into it? Well, if you don’t like it, pass by, open your own HIGHLY INTELLECTUAL topic and pour out your thoughts. No, damn it, they’ll climb everywhere, shit everyone, show off their "mind"....

[King Bird]

In general, do you know what “Golovach” is? Have you read a writer named Edward Lee?
I recommend it, an extremely informative book. And the author is also very unique. There are a lot of perversions.
https: //fantlab.ru/work310507?ysclid=lq ... p566143280

[Christmas_Christmas]

Have you read a writer named Edward Lee?

I looked at reviews about this author on Flibust.... people write that this is not horror... but damn hard porn(((and not in the figurative sense... but in the literal sense... I’m talking about porn(((((((
do you read such books? or so... "by the way" recommended?

[King Bird]

Natali_Natali, yes, I read a lot of things by Edward Lee . He has enough black humor, by the way. I can also recommend the novel "Minotaur" and the "White Trash Gothic" series in general.
There are also many interesting authors - Tim Miller, Poppy Bright (this is a girl, by the way), Richard Laymon. There are also Russian authors in this genre (it’s called splatterpunk). Of course, this is all for everyone

[Christmas_Christmas]

Natali_Natali , yes, I read a lot of things by Edward Lee. He has enough black humor, by the way. I can also recommend the novel "Minotaur" and the "White Trash Gothic" series in general.
There are also many interesting authors - Tim Miller, Poppy Bright (this is a girl, by the way), Richard Laymon. There are also Russian authors in this genre (it’s called splatterpunk). Of course, this is all for everyone

I haven’t read such authors... I’ll definitely have to look it up.. .
I like fantasy more... Pekhov, Zykov and other authors...
if we talk about steampunk, then of course Panov with his series of books "Hermeticon"..... And his series "The Secret City"... damn, I almost got kicked out of work when I read it... let’s say during working hours)))... although damn, what else to do at work... well, not really work...
"The horses are working"...
just kidding...

[King Bird]

Natali_Natali, I haven’t read Panov, I can’t remember. Among ours are Alexander Vargo (although this is a collective pseudonym), Nikolai Romanov, Alexander Podolsky, Markus Darkevitz (the latter seems to be the pseudonym of the writer Marina Darkevich, who sometimes appears on our forum, but this is not certain).