Domestic farts as an element of comfort

[weak intestine]

In the evening, after a delicious dinner, I like to create a cozy atmosphere, dim lighting, some kind of movie... and a tasty fart. I would like a girl to fart with me.

how are you? Do you like to relax and fart in the evening, creating comfort with your other halves?

[Christmas_Christmas]

So in the evening, after a delicious dinner, I like to create a cozy atmosphere, dim lighting, some kind of movie...

that should have been the point ... although... as they say, who cares... but if you imagine... you and I are sitting together in a cozy atmosphere... I’m watching a movie... and you... God forgive me... you fart ... and here you are on a "emotional high"... damn you’re farting just like that... throughout our cozy atmosphere with you...
Damn, and if it’s also yours... damn "fart" will coincide in time with the climax scene in the film... well, there’s some kind of explosion or disaster... I could give birth from surprise... damn... so to speak, "total immersion" or 3D sound. ..
okay though.. I’ll survive.. but... suddenly someone wants to come into the room... for example, one of the relatives... and then damn you "farted")))) so . that "the ax can be hung from the ceiling"... will not fall due to the density of the air... damn it is not air... well, what you did...
in short, entered from a sudden change in "atmospheric pressure "he will immediately lose consciousness... the emergency room... everything is short... and what kind of intimacy can there be after this

[weak intestine]

in short, the person who enters from the sudden change in "atmospheric pressure" will immediately lose consciousness... the ambulance... all matters in short... and what kind of intimacy can there be after this

And there is no need for strangers to come in and spoil the intimate atmosphere))

we are sitting together in a cozy atmosphere... I’m watching a movie... and you. . forgive me, God... you fart...

So you shouldn’t do this solo. Your girlish farts are clearly cozier than mine))

[Tapkin]

In the evening, after a delicious dinner, I like to create a cozy atmosphere, dim lighting, some kind of movie... and a tasty fart. I would like a girl to fart with me.

how are you? Do you like to relax and fart in the evening, creating coziness with your other halves?

I’ll give you a chopik and a jar of solid oil... no need for gratitude, WEAR IT FOR YOUR HEALTH! )))

[Kalyaev]

chopik and a jar of grease

Glue him for a moment, with the inscription grease)
Let him wear it forever)

[0dlb0]

The wick is to his anus. Inextinguishable, like in a gas water heater.

[Christmas_Christmas]

Damn people... what are you all... kind-hearted... just darlings... and it’s okay that I’m watching a movie together with the respected Weak-Necked?.... As I understand it, there’s something from your arsenal, dear Weak-Necked could easily be used on me(((... you’d better open the doors to the room and ventilate them first....