Who loves women's farts?

Unread post by **HOUSES** » 18 Dec 2021, 07:51

Sometimes it just blows my mind how girls fart! Once I came to visit my ex and she sat down on the toilet and farted loudly* I was jerking off my dick at that moment and the sound when she pissed also drove me crazy*

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а! a little story! one day I arrived at the dacha - the night has fallen * I’m already drunk and I think I’ll go for a walk - and the river is not far away and I see the light is on in a familiar dacha, well, I think I’ll go in anyway, there’s nothing to do_and there Tamara and her friend are already grown-up aunts and older than me - in short, I know them ! I stayed with them to drink vodka* and in general, when I was years old, that is, I was still young, this Tamarka came to visit our mother and secretly looked at me! and then I grew up and decided to go visit her, and her husband just died and she really wants to fuck! In short, I taxied to visit her, she and my aunt and neighbor were drinking drunk, already fucking drunk! but I sat down there and talked to them and then the second one realized that it was time to fuck! so loud and don’t care, she’s not even shy, she turned her ass towards me and beckons me to come to her - like, keep fucking on! I got doubly excited and continued to pound her in the ass and her pussy is still so hairy Savdepov mmmmmmmmmmm... high! she still screams like that loud while fucking, fucked up! okay, we were at the dacha in the steppe at night, but if we were in the apartment, the neighbors would probably go crazy

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and after that meeting she didn’t want to see me and a year or six months later she found the old man and lived her life there in general! and then I called her after sex and she didn’t come to my fucking place

Unread post by **fantastrom** » 18 Dec 2021, 08:21

Good boy

Unread post by **HOUSES** » 18 Dec 2021, 10:45

I overstimulated myself))) now I’m sitting and listening to my mother-in-law go into the bathroom and fart - she doesn’t give a fuck, she’s a villager and drunk - I took my wife to the toilet and I’m sitting there, idly, as my mother-in-law is fucking in the bathroom - and my wife is sucking dick at this moment and moaning -it seems to me that Aunt Natasha hears us eavesdropping in the toilet -and she doesn’t care, she’s fucked - I need to ask my wife for permission to fuck her mother -

Unread post by **SergeyON** » 18 Dec 2021, 10:51

Well, the public on the site. I’m not an angel myself. But sometimes I read and want to puke...

I need to unsubscribe from this crap

Unread post by **helicopt9** » 18 Dec 2021, 13:36

SergeyON: ↑18 Dec 2021, 10:51 Well, the public on the site. I’m not an angel myself. But sometimes I read and want to puke... I need to unsubscribe from this crap

It’s so it’s bad that it’s so good)
While I was reading it I almost broke down laughing, I have to write something like this

Unread post by **SergeyON** » 19 Dec 2021, 00:18

helicopt9, lucky you, and when I read on this Some posts on the forum make me want to puke. Half of the forum members should be forcibly treated in a psychiatric hospital

Unread post by **helicopt9** » 19 Dec 2021, 03:12

SergeyON, imagination works hard)

Unread post by **Evgeniy-Spb** » 19 Dec 2021, 03:46

helicopt9: ↑19 Dec 2021, 03:12 SergeyON, fantasy works hard) n

There is a lack of imagination, intelligence, taste, and basic education. The Unified State Exam also left its mark in the formation of a “highly intellectual personality.”

Unread post by **helicopt9** » 19 Dec 2021, 03:52

Evgenii-SPb, кто чем богат

Unread post by **HOUSES** » 19 Dec 2021, 16:18

SergeyON, good riddance - no one will be bored - correct you are ours

Unread post by **HOUSES** » 23 Dec 2021, 05:41

Oooh! I remembered! and by the way, it’s in vain that you don’t believe * there was a case when I was still little and my aunt lived in the village with me and somehow I shit myself, that is, my stomach and belly hurt a lot and I pooped in a basin and my aunt was nearby and worried about me! because I’m small and my tummy hurts, and the village toilet has no light and a pit with shit, well, in general, it’s not an option... there was an event in a warm house - my aunt ran her hand over my ass and tummy so that I would poop - I was in pain because of the pain in my stomach, but at the same time, it’s nice that my aunt is nearby and touches her pussy and ass. At that moment I saw a hairy pussy under her dress without panties; she had galoshes on her legs, and then when everything was over and I was washed, I began to think about my aunt - she’s been there for half her life lived without a husband - I later spied on how she washed herself in the bathhouse - it seemed to me that she had a huge hairy pussy but her pussy was standing - sometimes they washed late at dusk and grandparents were already asleep (*-*) and I spied - but for some reason my aunt didn’t masturbate - I don’t know! Who will sort them out for Savdepov’s people! and then later my brother and I, that is, my aunt’s son, were put to sleep together on a sofa in the village, and my aunt lay down next to the sofa on the floor in a white nightie and always took off her glasses before going to bed* Night! There’s silence, everyone is snoring and sleeping, and I, little cunt, can’t sleep and I hear my aunt fidgeting under the blanket - and I already looked closer and see through the darkness how my aunt moves her big butt back and forth and moves in a circular motion under the blanket and moans in a whisper - as if: Oooh !ysss!uuu!mm! and a little later he will fart! and she was like Oh! and she became quiet! she was sure that no one heard and I almost laughed - but the little bastard was lying there warming his ears - so I giggled and my brother woke up and looked at me like I was sleeping!.. but my aunt also fell asleep, in general, tossing and turning a little and I have a pussy stood on end and then I fell into a sweet sleep

Unread post by **Nandandaar** » 09 Feb 2022, 01:02

MAKUMBA: ↑18 Dec 2021, 08:14 Sometimes it just blows my mind how girls fart! Once I came to visit my ex and she sat down on the toilet and farted loudly* I was jerking off my dick at that moment and the sound when she pissed also drove me crazy*

Unread post by **voffkomg** » 09 Jun 2022, 02:54

And then Lieutenant Rzhevsky realized that they knew nothing about perversions

Unread post by **in Peru** » 09 Jan 2023, 10:13

I don’t know, I haven’t tried it, but it always seems that girls fart more pleasantly

Unread post by **paganel** » 09 Jan 2023, 10:19

Fu-fu-fu-fu.... and also fu-fu-fu.... and of course, fu-fu-fu... and so, fu-fu-fu))))))

Unread post by **understand** » 18 Jan 2023, 06:34

damn, what a topic.. smear yourself with shit and lick it

Unread post by **Barmaleykin_47** » 18 Jan 2023, 06:59

I watched that video and almost threw up... They shit in the woman’s mouth and wrapped her in tape, then they fucked her for about forty minutes... bitch, you have to fucking think of something like that. And the woman didn’t give a fuck, she also got crazy and in the end she pissed in her mouth. I remember this video with the urge to vomit...

Unread post by **niqk** » 18 Jan 2023, 07:34

Well, it’s better not to remember! And in general - don’t think!..

Unread post by **Solomon** » 18 Jan 2023, 08:06

This is fucking creepy, it’s so disgusting when you hear something like that. The girl really stops being attractive right away

Unread post by **The passage** » 18 Jan 2023, 08:21

Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 06:59 Once I watched a video I almost threw up.... They shit in the woman’s mouth and wrapped her in tape, then they fucked her for about forty minutes... bitch, you have to fucking think of something like that. And the woman didn’t give a fuck, she also got crazy and in the end she pissed in her mouth. I remember this video with the urge to vomit...baa

We watched forty minutes with the urge to vomit ? You remember it was also described here. You have a strong stomach.

Unread post by **Barmaleykin_47** » 18 Jan 2023, 08:23

Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:21
Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 06:59 Once I watched a video I almost puked... They shit in the woman’s mouth and wrapped her in tape, then they fucked her for about forty minutes... bitch, you have to fucking think of something like that. And the woman didn’t give a fuck, she also got crazy and in the end she pissed in her mouth. I remember this video with the urge to vomit...baa
We watched forty minutes with the urge to vomit ? You remember it was also described here. You have a strong stomach.

I fast-forwarded to the ending, I couldn’t stand watching this for 40 minutes

Unread post by **The passage** » 18 Jan 2023, 08:24

Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:23
Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:21
Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 06:59 Once I watched the video I almost threw up…. They shit in the woman’s mouth and wrapped her in tape, then they fucked her for about forty minutes... bitch, you have to fucking think of something like that. And the woman didn’t give a fuck, she also got crazy and in the end she got pissed in her mouth. I remember this video with the urge to vomit... baa

nYou watched for forty minutes with the urge to vomit? You remember it was also described here. You have a strong stomach.
I fast-forwarded to the ending, I couldn’t stand watching this for 40 minutes

This kind of crap should have been turned off right away, but you still shook

Unread post by **Barmaleykin_47** » 18 Jan 2023, 08:27

Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:24
Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:23
Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:21
You watched for forty minutes with the urge to vomit? You remember it was also described here. You have a strong stomach.
I fast-forwarded to the ending, I couldn’t stand watching this for 40 minutes
This kind of crap should have been turned off immediately, and you were also shaking

You need a flashlight like the Men in Black) and not watch this again

Unread post by **The passage** » 18 Jan 2023, 08:36

Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:27
Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:24
Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:23 I fast-forwarded to the ending, I couldn’t stand watching this for 40 minutes
Such disgusting stuff should have been done right away turn it off, and you were also winding
You need a flashlight like the Men in Black) and don’t watch this again

What kind of people are these with a flashlight?)

Unread post by **Barmaleykin_47** » 18 Jan 2023, 08:43

Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:36
Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:27
Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:24 You should have turned off this crap right away, and you were still shaking
You need a flashlight like People’s in black) and don’t watch something like this again
What kind of people are these with a flashlight?)

https://i.postimg.cc/gktFBfBR/0-C91-E339-9-C58-4548-BC20-DA10-CC0-D4-BAC.webp

Unread post by **The passage** » 18 Jan 2023, 08:49

Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:43
Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:36
Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:27 You need a flashlight like the Men in Black) and don’t watch this again
What kind of people are these? like this, with a flashlight?)
https://i.postimg.cc/gktFBfBR/0-C91-E339-9-C58-4548-BC20-DA10-CC0-D4-BAC.webp

Это фильм какой-то?

Unread post by **Barmaleykin_47** » 18 Jan 2023, 08:50

Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:49
Бармалейкин_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:43
Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:36 Что это за люди такие, с фонариком?)
https://i.postimg.cc/gktFBfBR/0-C91-E339-9-C58-4548-BC20-DA10-CC0-D4-BAC.webp
Это фильм какой-то?

Unread post by **The passage** » 18 Jan 2023, 09:00

Бармалейкин_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:50
Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:49
Бармалейкин_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:43 https://i.postimg.cc/gktFBfBR/0-C91-E339-9-C58-4548-BC20-DA10-CC0-D4-BAC.webp
Это фильм какой-то?

Вы же ничего не ответили

Unread post by **Barmaleykin_47** » 18 Jan 2023, 09:03

Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 09:00
Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:50
Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:49 Is this some kind of movie?

You didn’t answer anything

The film “Men in Black”, several parts even. I thought everyone saw him)

Unread post by **The passage** » 18 Jan 2023, 09:08

Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 09:03
Marinka: ↑18 Jan 2023, 09:00
Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 08:50
You didn’t answer anything
The film "Men in Black", even several parts. I thought everyone saw him)

I guess I didn’t see the old one. And what kind of flashlight do they have?

Unread post by **Barmaleykin_47** » 18 Jan 2023, 09:10

Marinka,
The first part is old, but there are also fresher ones, take a look at your leisure and you’ll understand what we’re talking about)

Unread post by **The passage** » 18 Jan 2023, 09:13

Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 09:10 Marinka,
nThe first part is old, but there is also a fresher one, take a look at your leisure and you’ll understand what we’re talking about)

Okay, I’ll take a look)

Unread post by **N@TyPaL** » 18 Jan 2023, 12:20

Barmaleykin_47: ↑18 Jan 2023, 06:59 They shit in the woman’s mouth and wrapped her in tape, then they fucked her for about forty minutes... bitch, you have to fucking think of something like that. And the woman didn’t give a fuck about the hike, she also got crazy and in the end they pissed in her mouth.

And I remembered one funny video on VKontakte: a couple is sitting in a car, The man’s head is wrapped in tape and a hole for his mouth is cut out. And the girl in a black mask says this and that, I ate pancakes, cabbage rolls and something else. Then she so deftly sits on his head with her butt and defecates right there in the car on his face

Then she takes some kind of shovel and shovels everything into his mouth through the hole so that he chews, constantly saying something . Of course, I didn’t feel like vomiting, but I was surprised by the dexterity and mastery, especially in such field conditions

Unread post by **Barmaleykin_47** » 18 Jan 2023, 12:22

N@TyPaL, нену пиздец жи )

Unread post by **in Peru** » 28 Jan 2023, 03:55

They switched from farts to excrement, the latter, of course, this is already excessive disgusting and bullshit)

Unread post by **fin** » 28 Jan 2023, 09:55

My now ex-39-year-old “friend” once dared to come to my sex meeting in the morning without properly washing herself and suddenly farted a couple of times during the process. In general, this was our last meeting after 7 years of relationship! I couldn’t forgive her for this. Nothing. I found myself a 25-year-old Alen-Loch!!

Unread post by **HOUSES** » 04 Feb 2023, 04:04

N@TyPaL, but we’re not talking about shit

what! how morons are they?!

Unread post by **slon678** » 04 Feb 2023, 05:00

what kind of moronic topics are disgusting to read

Unread post by **Mickey** » 04 Feb 2023, 05:02

Fucking hell, what an abomination

Unread post by **Bob2390** » 05 Feb 2023, 03:43

Well, a fart is a fart. In general, I don’t get excited by this, but when a lady farts next to me, it’s joy and fun. And on Pornhub I somehow came across a video "2 girls fart" and there for half an hour two girls fart. Dressed up, in jeans, all business. It’s funny. There are also naked farts, the anuses rattling merrily.

Unread post by **Drakunka** » 05 Jul 2023, 02:46

Oh yes, I love it. We have a shared toilet at work, and it turns out that I work in a women’s group. I love going into the cabin and smelling how the women fart, it’s just amazing

Unread post by **government38** » 05 Jul 2023, 03:16

I’ve been in position 69 doing cunnilingus and she lets out a fizz, which is naturally not ugly, or when a hard fuck she lies on her stomach under it, her ass pad is raised for deeper penetration, I’ll get on top and sitting on my legs, I’ll drive her deeper, it hurts a little, she gasps, she even farts but nothing is so exciting... the main thing is to turn the music up loud so she doesn’t hear...

Unread post by **Lenok** » 05 Jul 2023, 03:20

So what kind of topics are these today?

Unread post by **weak intestine** » 10 Mar 2024, 04:56

I completely agree with you brother! The stories are very interesting and exciting! Has anything else like this ever happened? Otherwise, few people admit that girls fart, and even if there’s a whole story out of it!

Unread post by **Xenophon** » 10 Mar 2024, 06:10

Farting with your beloved is like singing a love song together!

Unread post by **Eustace** » 10 Mar 2024, 06:17

Ksenofont: ↑10 Mar 2024, 06:10 Farting with your beloved is like singing a love song together!

yeah, like in that Joke! Darling, are you sleeping? I’m sleeping!

Unread post by **Andrey Lukashov** » 10 Mar 2024, 11:27

MAKUMBA: ↑18 Dec 2021, 10:45 I overexcited myself))) now I’m sitting and listening to how my mother-in-law went into the bathroom and farted - she doesn’t give a fuck, she’s a village girl and drunk - I took my wife to the toilet and I’m sitting there like a bastard as my mother-in-law fucks in the bathroom - and my wife sucks dick in this moment and moans - it seems to me that Aunt Natasha hears us eavesdropping in the toilet - and she doesn’t care, she’s fucked - I need to ask my wife for permission to fuck her mother -

And you Feed your wife and mother-in-law one pea and give them sparkling water "Bell" to improve the effect :) They will be like gas generators for you :) Just sniff and trudge :)

Unread post by **Alexas** » 10 Mar 2024, 11:42

MAKUMBA, haven’t you tried sticking your nose in her ass, I think you’ll like it even more.

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