What's the worst sex you've ever had?

[Andrey 37]

Once I went to a whore with a friend... he called me to his friend and her friend, well, I’m driving, we come, we go in, I look at this friend and I understand why I came, I’ll explain, I’m somehow not picky about this issue in principle. that’s all right, I love everyone, well, I mean women, and there I saw a body about her plumpness, I won’t say anything, it doesn’t matter and it’s not always this person’s fault, but damn you came here to fuck your hair, you can wash your hair there, it’s just that the hair weighs greasy then it’s like from a loader who hasn’t been in any shape for a week, I’m starting to merge slowly, I’m whining, well, I’m sick with a fever, I’m tired... well, and all that, I have a conscience, I think, damn, she’s arrived, she’s probably waiting for the trial, probably she’s also in the mood for something, I think, damn, I should have come without a car now, I would have driven 500 grams, maybe the process would have gone easier while my friend and his friend were having fun in the room, this madam took almost a liter into herself, the friend came out with his girlfriend, she grabs me and drags me onto the bed into the room, well, I think it’s a fuck-up, okay, I’ll close my eyes to breathe every other time, but I’ll show that I’m a man She pushes me onto the sofa, takes off my pants, starts sucking my flaccid friend, I hope in my heart that this will be the end of it, but no, I feel like she’s climbing on me, I tell her, let’s do it in doggy style, it’s better, well, I don’t seem to see her, okay, she gets up, that means doggy style, I’m taking it off her panties and the persistent smell of fresh shit hits my nose so much that it hurts my eyes and that’s it, I jumped up, put on my pants and ran, damn, how can that be, I might have understood if it weren’t for the smell of washed pussy, but here!!!!! Damn, you came to the whores, at least wash your ass, in general, I ran into the car and waited for my friend, he said that I won’t go to whores with him again until now, as I remember, it starts to make me sick, and 10 years have passed, this story is absolute truth. Write your stories

[Bro]

Almost every adult man has such a story)))))

[alena]

in a wooden toilet in the village. Well, can you imagine who has ever been to the village, what is it all about?

[Evgeniy-Spb]

Once I went to a whore with a friend... he called me to his friend and her friend, well, I’m driving, we come, we go in, I look at this friend and I understand that why I came, I’ll explain how- then I’m not particularly picky in this matter, in principle, it’s all right, I love everyone, well, I mean women, and there I saw her body, about her plumpness, I won’t say anything, it doesn’t matter and it’s not always this person’s fault, but damn you came here to get some sex, you can wash your hair there they just weigh greasy hair, then it’s like it’s from a loader who hasn’t been in any shape for a week, I’m starting to merge slowly, I’m whining, I’m sick, I’m tired, I’m sick, I’m tired of the temperature. I should have come without a car now, I would have rolled 500 grams maybe and the process would have gone easier in general while my friend and his friend were having fun in the room, this madam took almost a liter into herself, the friend came out with his girlfriend, she grabs me and drags me onto the bed into the room, well, I think it’s bad, okay I’ll close my eyes and breathe every once in a while, but I’ll show that the man pushes me onto the sofa, takes off my pants, starts sucking my flaccid friend, I hope in my heart that it’s limited to this, but no, I feel like she’s climbing on me, I tell her, let’s do it in doggy style, it’s better, well, I don’t seem to see her, yes okay, she gets up, it means doggy style, I take off her panties and the persistent smell of fresh shit hits my nose so much that it hurts my eyes and that’s all I jumped up, put on my pants and ran, damn, how could it be, I might have understood if it hadn’t smelled like washed pussy but here!!!!! Damn, you came to the whores, at least wash your ass, in general, I ran into the car and waited for my friend, he said that I won’t go to whores with him again until now, as I remember, it starts to make me sick, and 10 years have passed, this story is absolute truth. Write your stories

Tough. This is how you can lose faith in humanity!))

[Andrey 37]

Evgenii-SPb, yes, the toilet is also sad

[Yurik]

It was a long time ago in Moscow, a friend drove to a club, we stayed in the dorm, he was in white trousers, etc., he picked up the girl, went to see her off and loved her in the ass at the entrance, and she climbed into the brush with a fist, not only did she get an electric shock, she also I got upset, so the guy walked around Moscow with his shirt covering everything, fortunately it was a day off and there were no people in the morning.

[niqk]

It’s good that she didn’t rip you off! An acquaintance of mine started fucking a woman in the anal, and she was freaking out! You can imagine the result!

[Evgeniy-Spb]

Things, of course, are everyday things, but they stink. In general, before you look into a hole, prepare it.

[niqk]

Things are, of course, everyday, but stinking. In general, before you look into a hole, prepare it.

That’s a common sense approach! And not just about sex!

[Bob Later]

This story is certainly not one of nausea, but it also has vivid consequences that radically change the primary goal, namely sex!
Somehow, after the cafe closed, the bartender and the waitress were left alone. Naturally we decided to have sex. Oh yes....only sex didn’t work out, since both ended up in traumatology. He has a head injury, she has an ass injury.
In the midst of the process itself, picking her up in his arms, he decided to sit her on the bar counter, on which he was resting from his work shift with a small, but sharp pin for piercing replies. Feeling an unreal bummer, the girl tried to grab onto something from above (mechanically). To relieve pain faster. The first thing she was able to grab onto was the rails on which the bar glass hangs, namely the Glasses.
Unable to withstand the woman’s weight, these rails fall down along with all the glass right into the bartender’s head....
And so it worked! That instead of pleasant sensations there are two injuries.... the head and the butt....

[Evgeniy-Spb]

This story is certainly not one of nausea, but it also has vivid consequences that radically change the primary goal, namely sex!
Somehow, after the cafe closed, the bartender was left alone and a waitress. Naturally we decided to have sex. Oh yes....only sex didn’t work out, since both ended up in traumatology. He has a head injury, she has an ass injury.
In the midst of the process itself, picking her up in his arms, he decided to sit her on the bar counter, on which he was resting from his work shift with a small, but sharp pin for piercing replies. Feeling an unreal bummer, the girl tried to grab onto something from above (mechanically). To relieve pain faster. The first thing she was able to grab onto was the rails on which the bar glass hangs, namely the Glasses.
Unable to withstand the woman’s weight, these rails fall down along with all the glass right into the bartender’s head....
And so it worked! That instead of pleasant sensations there are two injuries.... the head and the butt....

An industrial injury, however.))

[Tanushka]

It’s good that she didn’t rip you off! An acquaintance of mine started fucking a woman in the anal, and she was freaking out! You can imagine the result!

Oh, what a horror you are telling!
Simply a nightmare!!! What people have come to, it’s a disgrace!

[niqk]

Oh, what a horror you are telling!
Simply a nightmare!!! What people have come to, it’s a disgrace!

This is not the biggest disgrace! However, why should you know this...

[Tanushka]

Oh, what a horror you are telling!
Simply a nightmare!!! What people have come to, it’s a disgrace!

This is not the biggest disgrace! However, why should you know this...

Oh, this is really some kind of nightmare!!! This is not for my wild imagination, especially at night.

[niqk]

Oh, this is really some kind of nightmare!!! This is not for my wild imagination, especially at night.

Correct. At night, decent girls are supposed to sleep peacefully...

[Tanushka]

Oh, this is really some kind of nightmare!!! This is not for my wild imagination, especially at night.

Correct. At night, decent girls are supposed to sleep peacefully...

Well, every decent girl has her own ocean of passions sleeping, and that’s exactly what at night, he can wake up and get very angry.

[niqk]

Well, every decent girl has her own ocean of passions sleeping, and just at night, it can wake up and get very angry.
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But there’s no need to rage! It could end very badly!..

[Tanushka]

Well, every decent girl has her own ocean of passions sleeping, and just at night, it can wake up and get very angry.

But there’s no need to rage! It could end very badly!..
[/quote] Interesting for whom...???

[niqk]

Interesting for whom...???

If for your partner, will you still care?

[Tanushka]

Interesting for whom...???

If for your partner, will you care?

If he feels good in my hurricane of passions, then I will enjoy it too.

[niqk]

Interesting for whom...???

If for your partner, will you care?

If he feels good in my hurricane of passions, then I will enjoy it too.

So a hurricane can fuck him in the board!!!

[Tanushka]

If it’s for your partner, then you won’t care?

If he feels good in my hurricane passions, which means I will enjoy it too.

So a hurricane can fuck him in the board!!!

Well, you have to know when to stop! And in general, the abilities and capabilities of your partner. In sex, my opinion, you need to get more pleasure from your partner’s pleasure from you, then there will be harmony.

[niqk]

Good girl! Only a hurricane will sweep away any harmony!

[Motogame]

I fucked my friend, we were drunk and during sex she fell asleep and started snoring.
Another time when I came in my mouth she gasped))

[Chichivitsa]

Yes, I read some hard stories, it’s interesting)

[nz_alex]

The worst sex is when you don’t get hard. Everything else is trifles

[niqk]

The worst sex is when you don’t get up. Everything else is trifles

Didn’t get up or fell at the most crucial moment! Uzzhossss!!!

[Herurg]

Yurik, in 1988 in Lyubertsy the local jocks decided start renovations in the basement rocking room. They tore off the wallpaper, and there was another one under it, they tore it off, and there was another one. And so they removed the jocks, layer by layer, until they reached the newspapers “State Athlete” for 1850 pasted on the wall. And there, in the section “Curiosity,” the story you told was described, which the jocks told me that same year.

[nz_alex]

Didn’t get up or fell at the most crucial moment! Uzzhossss!!!

That’s it... I started looking for a condom, but by the time I found it I didn’t want to. Or he got so drunk that his head wants terrible debauchery, and his pussy is already asleep.