The worst sex

[Tanya]

The most terrible thing is when they rape.
But the unpleasant one, once, in Omsk, this happened, my husband and I were visiting on Maslenikov Street, they gave many apartments to the military, since my husband walked around a lot and didn’t let me drink, so I could go home leave. We walked, sat and went home. Apparently the couple hit the wrong head on the move and began to pester. I had to look for somewhere to hide, I found a place along the way, under the bridge, next to the bus stops. It seems dark and quiet.
The section almost completely just entered me....
And then, knocking on the WINDOW, are law enforcement officers.
I just can’t get dressed. She and her husband had an argument.
And we were sent to the department. They dumped my purse on the table (it would have been funny if it weren’t so sad) and there were several condoms. My husband has no documents, they don’t let me call.
And she declares, a prostitute, my husband is yelling, Auntie, an interrogator, mymra, sits at the table and looks at some kind of ledger and ... “my dear, she has such husbands every week" several pieces at a time. And she started talking nonsense, looking at this ledger of hers, last name, first name, everything matches, year of birth, such and such a date, detained there, such and such there, an experienced prostitute. My eye is on my forehead, looking first at me, then at her. At that moment, his mobile phone rang, he scattered everyone and grabbed the phone....
His friend arrived, by the way, he was visiting with us.
I was not interested in anything, only the ledger, in which, of course, there was nothing like that, oh What did she tell us? No.
This guardian of law and order hid in a corner, I was afraid that mine would tear her to pieces, the cops all immediately disappeared, only the one on duty, saying, sorry, sorry, there was a mistake.
This good husband is a military man, otherwise they would have driven him away....
He turned out so unpleasant....

[Bro]

Tania, ready script, you can make a good tragicomedy
And there’s even a happy ending

[A. SVrn]

It’s tragic when she said you can hit her in the ass... And there was a bunch of feces under the butt when I pulled it out...

[Tolyan]

Tania, It looks like this mymra is not f... I For a long time, out of envy, I wanted to take revenge at least this way...

[Sibiryak89]

Tania, It looks like this mymra is not eb ... for a long time, out of envy, I wanted to take revenge at least this way...

I used a bribe for silence, a working script...

[Tanya]

Probably yes. And they probably have it worked out. If so, the patrols and the interrogator are in unison. But they ran into the military and got it in full.

[Veronica]

No about sex. My father told me that he was a taxi driver in the 80s. He was stabbed by a passenger, taken to the hospital, and it was determined that he was intoxicated. Thanks to the cops, they ran over the woman, that my father was the victim. Since the cops brought it, that means alcohol. They earn money.

[Cat Matroskin.]

With your bride! I’m already experienced, and she’s a virgin. 10 days until the wedding. There were a lot of guests: some from Karelia, some from the Crimea, some from Khabarovsk, one even came from Canada for a month. We were assigned to a dacha house. We sleep together, but that’s a no-no. Already my finger is not only outside, but also inside "walking". She had an orgasm, but she herself had sperm toxicosis. After another petting, without saying anything, I decided to insert her. I pressed it (lubricant was present), but it didn’t go. She squeaks - stick it out! Well, I pulled back, and then accelerated... As the gynecologist later explained: the hymen was too dense. I tore it, and part of the mucous membrane. Of course there was no continuation. The bleeding is not severe, but lasts for 2.5 hours. The water at the dacha is only river water. We almost ran away before the wedding. Then after a week everything was OK.
And on the newlywed night, she began to praise me. She says if it was today, then she wouldn’t have sat through the next wedding day.

[Igor.filimonov]

Probably the worst was when a girl came to me... married, she came after work. I don’t remember why she didn’t take a shower... maybe she was in a hurry to go home, to her husband)) maybe something else, it was a long time ago, in 2008... But I started to undress her, she lay there moaning, and I I like to kiss, well, almost everywhere, which is what I do... and now the time has come to her panties... I take them off her, which means that from there, well, I smelled such a smell, well, almost a stench... and Here she is so beautiful, in beautiful clothes, underwear and... so smelly. to be honest, then my memory erased the memories, I remember that we still fucked... but how it was, even in the most general details, the brain refused to fix (((( still with a shudder I remember this heavy wave of some kind of fish spirit from under her panties (((

[Herurg]

I was about 16 years old. And I started an affair with a married lady. The lady must be said with a slight shiziness due to the fact that she only fucks at home. Everything would be fine, but her husband is some kind of mediocre boss with irregular working hours, that is, he can show up home at any moment. When I came to her for the first time, I was slightly freaked out by my husband’s size 47 shoes standing in the hallway, the next level of freaking out was the boxing gloves hanging on a nail. "My husband’s mittens?" - I ask. Madame nods. In short, I didn’t really want to fuck anymore, but I have to keep the mark. I opened the balcony just in case and climbed into the bed. Just in case, I ask when our husband is supposed to come home from work? At 12. - answers. Yeah, it’s 11 now, I think we’ll make it. And so I fuck her, and I look at the watch on my hand. Suddenly, from the corridor there was such a specific rustling or rustling sound. I probably found myself on the balcony in a split second with an armful of clothes. I had already raised my leg over the railing when she caught me by the hand. He says: These are hamsters in a cage. Oh fuck your mother! We climbed into bed again. Bitch, the fucking hamsters kicked me out onto the balcony four more times. But by 12 he managed, and even managed to leave through the entrance. It’s clear, I won’t set foot anywhere near this extreme sport anymore. And since then I haven’t liked hamsters either.

[Tanya]

I was about 16 years old. ..... When I came to her for the first time, I was slightly freaked out by my husband’s size 47 shoes standing in the hallway, the next level of freaking out was the boxing gloves hanging on a nail. "My husband’s mittens?" - I ask. Madame nods. In short, I didn’t really want to fuck anymore, but I have to keep the mark. I opened the balcony just in case and climbed into the bed. Just in case, I ask when our husband is supposed to come home from work? At 12. - answers. .....

And since then I have not liked hamsters.

Colorful story! I especially liked the question about mittens. I admire your humor!

[Artem.Maxsimov]

Tania, If a woman fucks in a car, then she is a prostitute . Where do some people get such thoughts and concepts? I remembered an anecdote on the topic: a man constantly heard from friends or colleagues how they were relaxing. Some are in the sauna, some are at the dacha, some are outdoors with friends. The poor fellow also wanted to tell something, to brag. But there was no one, and there was no money for a prostitute. I decided to take my wife and tell my friends, like I went with a friend. I came home and told my wife from the doorway: get dressed and let’s go. He didn’t say where or why. We drove away from the city and turned into the forest. They just started stripping her and knocking on the glass. He lowered the window, there was an old forester standing and began to read morals to him: aren’t you ashamed to fuck in a car in broad daylight... people walk here, relax.... I heard a lot of things addressed to me. I decided to somehow justify myself and said to the forester: grandfather, why are you doing this, actually, this is my first time here. Grandfather answered: maybe this is your first time here, but this whore has been told more than once not to fuck here.

[alex503311]

It’s tragic when she said you can hit her in the ass... And under the butt there was a bunch of feces when I pulled it out...
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It happened with with an elastic band, then I often fucked my friend without it.
I didn’t say anything, took off the elastic band and threw it away, but I liked the sex.

Sent after 5 minutes 47 seconds:

With your bride! I already have experience, and she is a virgin.

I reminded him, I came to work, there were no people, I took a colleague, it’s narrow, and she has days and Tampax, in general, how - it worked.
Then he calls another colleague, I have Tampax deep, how to take it out. She was surprised, I don’t remember how she pulled it out.
The second colleague may have understood that it was sex, but she couldn’t think about me being with her, she’s a woman, and I’m a young guy and we weren’t really friends.

[Child]

The worst sex is when you don’t get up, or fall in the process, or when you can’t cum.

[alex503311]

I couldn’t say anything more offensive, terrible.
First time almost sex, I undress, almost undress, take off my panties, she doesn’t, like she changed her mind, she’s 160, I’m about 190, I regret it, I liked it and wanted
I got a buzz, and she thought that I would crush her, although there were a lot of poses.

Also, I went to the North West, invited a woman, but I wrote to more than one and the second one agreed, I said, let’s do it on Saturday and no, she can’t, in the end it’s 14:00 the first and
16:00 the second, in general a madhouse, I went to bed with the first one and nothing, I look at my watch and think I won’t have time to meet, in the end it didn’t work out, I didn’t get up from my nerves,
Well, I think it’s a pity, I broke it off and went to the metro, and to calm my nerves, 2 glasses of cognac and it seemed easier.
I went into the store and got wine and coffee, it’s standing by the metro, I immediately realized that I was late and so on, well, I think it’s a bummer, but she’s dressed fashionably, boots, black stockings, I understand that after criticism I need to punish her, but it’s clear that I don’t have the chance, and she’s dressed like a business woman.
In the end, we drank wine, punished several times, but then I thought a hundred times that inviting two at the same time is tough, and sometimes not just one.

[Mihaaa 4]

I was 16 years old. And I started an affair with a married lady. The lady must be said with a slight shiziness due to the fact that she only fucks at home. Everything would be fine, but her husband is some kind of mediocre boss with irregular working hours, that is, he can show up home at any moment. When I came to her for the first time, I was slightly freaked out by my husband’s size 47 shoes standing in the hallway, the next level of freaking out was the boxing gloves hanging on a nail. "My husband’s mittens?" - I ask. Madame nods. In short, I didn’t really want to fuck anymore, but I have to keep the mark. I opened the balcony just in case and climbed into the bed. Just in case, I ask when our husband is supposed to come home from work? At 12. - answers. Yeah, it’s 11 now, I think we’ll make it. And so I fuck her, and I look at the watch on my hand. Suddenly, from the corridor there was such a specific rustling or rustling sound. I probably found myself on the balcony in a split second with an armful of clothes. I had already raised my leg over the railing when she caught me by the hand. He says: These are hamsters in a cage. Oh fuck your mother! We climbed into bed again. Bitch, the fucking hamsters kicked me out onto the balcony four more times. But by 12 he managed, and even managed to leave through the entrance. It’s clear, I won’t set foot anywhere near this extreme sport anymore. And since then I don’t like hamsters either.

: good: The case is valid. It’s funny now, but I don’t think it was very funny then.

Sent after 3 minutes 10 seconds:
Tania, the story is of course tough, what can we do, we have such nasty cops in Omsk. And sometimes this spontaneous sex with a twinkle when they both want it and it shakes... It’s cool.