Erotic Quotes and Sayings

Unread post by **natalya.harita** » 21 Oct 2023, 09:46

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Unread post by **Kubanoid** » 21 Oct 2023, 09:47

It’s better to have a friend than each other

Unread post by **Milla** » 21 Oct 2023, 09:54

Chemistry is you touching my mind and it sets my body on fire.

Unread post by **Venus** » 21 Oct 2023, 10:33

Unread post by **Veronica** » 21 Oct 2023, 10:51

Sorry, I chose it to be less readable. Roof, the girls have moved out. I saw "sky..." naked, went to another forum, and read...
I finished drinking. Goodbye girls.

Unread post by **Merit** » 21 Oct 2023, 11:00

I know her and I’ll check, I don’t like it.

Unread post by **Milla** » 21 Oct 2023, 22:29

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Unread post by **Venus** » 23 Oct 2023, 10:43

Unread post by **Pierro** » 23 Oct 2023, 10:53

somehow this was all called.. "statuses", like..
why do women like such "deep-thought" statements?)

Unread post by **Bully Carrie** » 23 Oct 2023, 14:32

Strecoza: 23 Oct 2023, 10:43

А вот это гуд)

Отправлено спустя 2 минуты 10 секунд:

Pierro: 23 Oct 2023, 10:53как

Да ладно, это не только женщинам нравится, причём не всем женщинам, как и не всем мужчинам. Всех время от времени пробивает на такое ) Ну, почти всех.

Unread post by **Tamerlane** » 24 Oct 2023, 11:37

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Как хорошо сказано. Супер

Unread post by **Watchman** » 24 Oct 2023, 11:39

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Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 11:44

Kozma Prutkov:
Us, it’s better in the summer by the fire than in the winter in the sun.
Also:
Better thicker and deeper than thinner and not deep.

Unread post by **Pilgrim** » 24 Oct 2023, 11:50

A man must be the master of his feelings, a woman must surrender - all human life is built on this.
Mikhail Mikhailovich Prishvin

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 11:56

But not everyone should and is obliged to give it up. In the modern world we need to be conquered. Helen was conquered, Troy fell, and why are we worse?
Of course, there is a bouquet of flowers, but there must also be intelligence if you want to give birth to normal, smart children. And there are enough morons from drunks.

Unread post by **Merit** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:33

I agree, we are being conquered.

Unread post by **Veronica** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:38

Masha, you fool. Of course we are being conquered. You’re little, I care about you, and I won’t let you get hurt. I’ll tear up all the freaks

Unread post by **Venus** » 24 Oct 2023, 12:42

Unread post by **Pilgrim** » 14 Dec 2023, 00:54

The world is collapsing before our eyes, and here we are talking only about how to get laid...
Stephen King

Unread post by **Merit** » 31 Dec 2023, 04:29

What if you want this? Silence? Moreover, you can shout it incognito. Even though I’m small, I have a big soul, and it turns out that my pussy can’t accommodate big people.

Unread post by **Dinozzz** » 31 Dec 2023, 04:37

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Unread post by **rasaroam** » 31 Dec 2023, 06:02

"Give your wife to your uncle, and go to the whore yourself" (c)

Unread post by **Pilgrim** » 16 May 2024, 11:52

A real man is a man who remembers exactly a woman’s birthday and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman’s birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband...
Faina Ranevskaya

Unread post by **rim11** » 16 May 2024, 12:00

Oh..Where are the classics?
Lieutenant Rzhevsky: Hussars don’t take money!

Unread post by **Venus** » 16 May 2024, 12:06

Unread post by **Alex1987** » 16 May 2024, 23:42

Strecoza: 16 May 2024, 12:06

Вот прям в точку

Unread post by **Tanya** » 17 May 2024, 18:17

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Очень жизненно!